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Long Long Road

@bhxoff

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 Anywhere but Manchester.
Joined September 2023
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Aston Villa (@AstonVilla) profile pictureAston Villa
@AstonVillaNov 13
After thousands of your suggestions, one name came out on top... 🗳️ 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻, your Villa Christmas Bear! 🧸🎄
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Threaten legal action while you’re at, that’ll be funny
bosnich’s dealer 🧤 (@BosnichesDlr) profile picturebosnich’s dealer 🧤
@BosnichesDlrNov 10
State of today’s media. They’re all throwing a strop because Emery wants Aston Villa and won’t be guilted into joining Manchester United. So what’s the next best thing? Tout every single Villa player to other clubs in the run-up to January. Predictable, disrespectful, boring, repetitive puke. #avfc
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You’ve gotta be a whole new level of insecure to make a blokes stroke recovery about Villa.
VillaVerse (@Villa_Verse) profile pictureVillaVerse
@Villa_VerseNov 12
NSWE got Villa back into the prem in 1 year btw
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‘Sells up’ 😭😭😭😭
Ryan (@Ryan50969457703) profile pictureRyan@Ryan50969457703Nov 10
Dildo Towers was 60,000 because Blues believed they could get the NFL to Birmingham. Delta pull out, Brady sells up. The NFL isn’t happening. No chance, if it happens at all, that it’ll be 60,000 now
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Do you have to be a big fat victim to be employed by that football club?
TheSecretScout (@TheSecretScout_) profile pictureTheSecretScout
@TheSecretScout_Nov 8
Unai Emery "More questions?" 😡
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Nibbbblllleeeee city in here
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Long Long Road retweeted
Not The Top 20 Pod (@NTT20Pod) profile picture
Not The Top 20 Pod
@NTT20PodNov 8
The goal that took Birmingham City top of the Championship. 🔝 Make sure that you’ve got the volume on! 🔊 📹 @BCFC #AlternativeAngle
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Announced in same week as we go top of the league…. Non coincidental exposure. He’s been absent for months and we’ve decided to make that announcement now. #bcfc
Lee Hinton (@LeeAHinton95) profile pictureLee Hinton@LeeAHinton95Nov 9
Can’t wait for a big media hype around this when it literally means nothing 🤣
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The most embarrassing club in world football right now. No one is buying the victim narrative lads
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If you’re over the age of 12 and find fireworks remotely exciting you’re miles off the autistic scale and should seek urgent help.
GOV.UK (@GOVUK) profile pictureGOV.UK
@GOVUKNov 5
If you're celebrating Bonfire Night, fireworks must end by midnight 🎆 gov.uk/fireworks-the-law
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Thanks dad
Tom (@tomcarlin66) profile pictureTom@tomcarlin66Nov 3
Joao Gomes is claret & blue.. 🎶🎶 #avfc
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Moaning about a rebrand campaign that they don’t understand, probably. #bcfc
Danny 🌍🏐 KRO🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@bluesmandan) profile pictureDanny 🌍🏐 KRO🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@bluesmandanNov 4
Where are all the Davies out camp gone ?🤣
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Them lot having the pissed ripped out of them for being a bunch of weird victims might never get old
Paddy Power (@paddypower) profile picturePaddy Power
@paddypowerOct 31
Can I just say what a magnificent club Aston Villa are. A really top club. A BIG club. As big as any in the world, maybe even the universe. And what a superb fanbase too. Top, top, top fanbase. Genuinely, just full marks all round.
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laplfc@laplfcOct 31
BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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So funny this is. Have tried to bully everyone you’ve played with whatever excuse for football it is that you lot come up with. Cry ‘dirty and whingy’ when a team comes to your place and bullies you back. Off the pop. #bcfc
Mark (@Mark124428) profile pictureMark@Mark124428Oct 31
Replying to @cdbcfc_ @_TomClarke
Hahah you are a joker, stick to your dirty and whingy football you cunt play
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I knew we’d do something like this 😂😂😂
Birmingham City FC (@BCFC) profile pictureBirmingham City FC
@BCFCOct 31
THE HOSTS CAN'T STOP OUR ASCENSION UP THE SKY BET CHAMPIONSHIP 🤩
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Always amuses me when fans of teams that play football the way Lincoln do cry foul at every single bit of contact. You’re lumping the ball on top of our CBs at every single opportunity… what do you expect 😂#bcfc
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Maybe my definition of ‘dropped’ is different to others but a player, that’s played almost every minute for us until this point, getting a rest at the start of a 3 game week doesn’t scream ‘dropped’ to me. #bcfc
Birmingham City FC (@BCFC) profile pictureBirmingham City FC
@BCFCOct 31
𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚫️ Three changes from last Saturday. Lairdo, Pat Roberts and August all come in.
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🟣 🔵 Aston Villa will observe a minute’s silence before their Premier League fixture against Fulham. The silence will mark the death of their self-respect as a football club #avfc
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Victims are on one again….
Dan 🦁 🇵🇸 (@danrsvilla) profile pictureDan 🦁 🇵🇸
@danrsvillaOct 29
Replying to @GNev2
@GNev2 this email has been sent to your team #AVFC
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