Best place I've ever been dumped was @HawthorneHgts show in B-town last Tuesday. Literally what I would listen to, but way louder. 10/10 would get left again
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Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband
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Guys only want one thing and it’s to lose themselves in her eyes while you dance to “Linger” by The Cranberries…
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There are two raccoons inside you...
One is stealing the food you left out while getting drunk...wait nope...that’s both of them...
Shit...I just bought that beef jerky...
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This is me & @JohnCena in South Central at my fam’s Dry Cleaners. He came in a rental fresh off the set of the Marine. Rose gold Diamond studded watch. No security. Did his part. Then kicked it w/kids, crackheads, and gangbangers for 3 hrs til everyone got a pic or an autograph.
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I don’t ignore red flags…
I snatch them up like I’m competing in Nickelodeon’s Double Dare!
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Putting “didn’t storm the Capitol on January 6th unlike some of your other applicants” on my resume
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This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef
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Hedge Fund gurus out there learning the real life physics of Scrooge McDuck diving into a pile of gold...
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I bet there’s some dude hovering over people counting in Nevada saying:
“1, 2, 3, 86, 16, 55, 203, 25, 84,”
And they’re like:
“Jeff! It was funny the first time! Now you’re being a dick!”
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🚨 #Angels Fan Appreciation Month giveaway! 🚨
RETWEET for a chance to win a Mike Trout signed photo!
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This is happening on the streets of our hometown of Portland, OR.
We will continue to resist. They are fucking with the wrong city 👊
#TheResistance
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