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@calebj15

a target for all kinds of misadventures

Joined October 2010
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the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat
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“I’ll take a Miller lite and a shot of rumple and close it.”
no context college football (@nocontextcfb) profile pictureno context college football
@nocontextcfbSep 5
Image from no context college football (@nocontextcfb)
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What I look like before I tell my girlfriend “Big 3rd down here”
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John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836–1893), perhaps the greatest painter of the night
Image from Federico Italiano (@FedeItaliano76)
Image from Federico Italiano (@FedeItaliano76)
Image from Federico Italiano (@FedeItaliano76)
Image from Federico Italiano (@FedeItaliano76)
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Something don don me the other day
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Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.
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Norm lost Mangrate as a podcast sponsor because of how he did the ad reads, but to this day he's still the only reason I know what the hell a Mangrate is.
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*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies* Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things
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everyone was talking about their heights and this dude who was shorter than me said he was 6 feet tall and when it came around to me and i was about to say my height he looked at me like this
Image from nishadi ⚢ is re-reading JORGE or JOJOLION??? (@p1nkch4n)
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(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass
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I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
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How it genuinely felt to stay up past your bedtime as a kid
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sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker? barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson
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Called my buddy just to say “big third down here” then hung up
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Doctor gone be doing a step back fadeaway wit ya toes into trash
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden3 Sep 2025
she's actually genius for this omfg😭
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David Fincher directed this commercial featuring LaDainian Tomlinson and Troy Polamalu for Nike in 2008. To this day, it’s still one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen. Don’t ever question the genius of David Fincher.
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honestly one of the funniest things i have ever watched in my life https://nitter.cf/t.co/MpIbT3gpvQ i recite it to myself in my head regularly
guy named balls (@bobsredmilf) profile pictureguy named balls@bobsredmilf31 May 2024
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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Sometimes I just randomly conjure this image in my mind
Image from Trey the Explainer (@Trey_Explainer)
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griffin🎃 (@ohiojesustwink) profile picturegriffin🎃@ohiojesustwink29 Oct 2024
now that the election is one week away, what is the defining film of the biden era?
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I’m smiling outside your house…because I’m thinking of ways to serve you!
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