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Todd Riley

@comedytodd

--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, "Stand-Up" Guy, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--

Joined May 2013
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Ray Kump
@RayKumpNov 9
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting rid of all the Quiznos.
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Writing no like tweets just to feel alive
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Tom Hamilton: “It never gets old, does it? Cleveland!!! YOU will have another October to remember!!! The Guardians are heading to the playoffs for the 4th time in the last 5 years!!!"
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The Cleveland Guardians magic number is officially
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Tony Rizzo@TheRealTRizzoAug 24
2 game audition. #Dawgpound
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Nick Chubb
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@HawkEmDownChrisAug 20
Derrick Rose isn’t available. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.
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“HE’S RUNNING TO THE RIVER” There was nothing like Jim Donovan calling a Nick Chubb TD run 🧡🧡🧡
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McNeil
@REFLOG18Jun 1
Well it’s official. Myles Garrett.
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JARRETT ALLEN TONIGHT: 22 POINTS 19 REBOUNDS 3 BLOCKS 2 STEALS 2 ASSISTS 7/11 FGM +17 +/- 33 MINUTES GAME 7 ALLEN. 🔥🔥
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MVP05@MVP05GuyApr 28
I miss when OF stood for outfielder
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Just pull this one out and I promise I’ll act like it never happened
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@TheCinestheticApr 1
what is the sexiest non-sex scene you've ever seen?
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“Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?….” 🃏
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Not sure if Jarrett Stidham is pulling up to a football game or the set of Landman Season 3
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Payton looks like a small town sheriff from Wyoming who’s tracking a serial killer in a Paramount+ original series.
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When I was a kid there were two ways to die, quicksand and talking back to your parents.
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Todd Riley
@comedytoddJan 13
CJ Strrrugglin. #NFLPlayoffs
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I will never forget this swing Thank you large strong funny Christmas man
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He’s also listed as QB2 for the Colts tomorrow
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@DiscussingFilm13 Dec 2025
Today is Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday!
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Underdog
@Underdog5 Dec 2025
Brandon Aubrey kicking 63-yard field goals
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