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@ctrlaltstvn

a little bit of everything

Joined March 2023
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Joshua πŸ§£πŸπŸ–€ (@Joshwins_all) profile picture
Joshua πŸ§£πŸπŸ–€@Joshwins_all1h
instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry how I'm going to pass
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Crazy ass fight in classroom
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Aggam πŸ’«@Amag_ke2h
She killed him
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Thought he wanted to take me out… then I saw the text 😭 genuinely threw me off
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AIO over a message response from my gf after she disappeared for 36+ hours?
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@ilyhadenNov 10
The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is im outside
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Big Deem✨@deem_big65585Nov 10
My cousins: Please, can I use your phone to watch cartoons? Me: No. Them:
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It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is so different
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millennials have reached the age where a cancelled plan can genuinely improve the entire mood of the day
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@ReechmillyNov 8
Niggas be like "i did 4years" like i suppose to respect him cause he got caught
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@Squeeze1iNov 8
CHEAT SHEET: WHAT TO CLEAN FIRST WHEN YOUR HOME FEELS OVERWHELMING. When every room looks messy, don't try to clean everything at once. Follow this simple order. 🧡
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@Iamkuna_kiya26Nov 8
this is frying me bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Iamkuna_kiya26Oct 26
Nah, when fighting, got so scary as hell 😭
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This is everyone plan, right?
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@ilyhadenNov 8
I just want to be able to afford things without checking my account balance
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The link up never gets old
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@GuyMr10Nov 8
Quote with a video in your gallery :
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໊@vidklippSep 5
Black Attacks White Kid in Bathroom! It doesn’t go the way he thought....
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@realxclipSep 5
His wife shave him, the avatar style and violated him that he is bald... HE freak out at the end
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@point2fiveSep 5
Why do the poor men want kids the most? Not to build a legacy, but to extend the bloodline of struggle, stupidity & scarcity. 😩
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@outof1focusSep 5
This girl on Instagram said I was Standing in line at Costco when the woman behind me, wearing a β€œGulf of America” shirt, catches me smirking. Her: β€œYou don’t like my shirt?” Me: β€œBefore I answer, what’s your name?” Her: β€œJanet.” Me: β€œYeah… I don’t like that name. I’m calling you Margaret.” Her: β€œBut that’s not my name!” Me: β€œExactly. Now you understand.” Paid for my stuff and walked away. πŸ˜ŽπŸ™„
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Look at this text I got from my grandma 😭😭
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