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I like to build things (@HopscotchLabs_, @Foursquare, @StreetFC, @StockadeFC). Husband to @Chelsa, dada x3 ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ. I enjoy snowboards, soccer & hot dogs.

NYC / Kingston
Joined July 2006
Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)Photo by Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens)
Hereโ€™s a weird one โ€” told @DJBeeBot to keep me posted on Halloween events, but it found something that also matched my โ€œfly fishingโ€ keyword (ha!)
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Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) retweeted
Giving a shit is a moat. Not throwing slop grenades in your app at your customers is a moat. Human customer service with care and empathy is a moat. Just giving a shit is such a moat today.
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Note: Does not apply to Princess Leia
When families do a group costume, whether the mom makes herself or the little girl the princess tells you everything you need to know
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Is anyone actually pressing the โ€œyeah track me!โ€ button on these iOS apps?
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โ€œa little unemployedโ€ is my personal north star.
The irony of a city like New York is that you need to be very well employed to live here, but you also need to be a little unemployed to really enjoy all its perks to the fullest
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10yo daughter is now really into poker. Showed her Texas Hold โ€˜Em โ€ฆ โ€œoh the flop is like a Pokemon bench that we can both use!โ€ โค๏ธ
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I think I am okay with where @DJBeeBot landed here โ€ฆ. weโ€™re trying to make something thatโ€™s present and proactive but not annoying and needy. (โ€œyour friendly neighborhood radio DJโ€)
if i were to date an AI assistant
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"want the algo to wash over them after a long day...."
Replying to @dens
A lot of people do not. A lot of people kind of want and need for the algo to wash over them after a long day at the job they hate or the school that they know will get them nowhere right now.
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Discuss: "People want to be saved from the addictive algorthemic content that is masquerading as Social Media" (trying to wrap my head around whether I believe this or not)
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To anyone rabbithole'ing on You Can See Everything โ€“ย don't miss the eBay auctions for old Theranos swag. ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=theโ€ฆ
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Dennis Crowley ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (mostly on Threads, @dens) retweeted
hey i drew that timeline ๐Ÿฅน vimeo.com/51713526?share=copโ€ฆ
Foursquare was acquired last month. The outcome was disappointing. It's taken me a while to write this, but I think I'm finally done grieving it. Here are some thoughts on our final years, an effort to honor the team who helped build & maintain FSQ's legacy, and my attempt to finally get some closure. teendrama.substack.com/p/somโ€ฆ
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Foursquare was acquired last month. The outcome was disappointing. It's taken me a while to write this, but I think I'm finally done grieving it. Here are some thoughts on our final years, an effort to honor the team who helped build & maintain FSQ's legacy, and my attempt to finally get some closure. teendrama.substack.com/p/somโ€ฆ
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"friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact" โ€“ย wow, this is a great take!
Kurt Vonnegut speaks of friction
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NYC is swimming in Bentley SUVs these days.
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Gonna re-post this post again because I think of it EVERYTIME my I instinctively/subconsciously reach for my phone (like a baby reaching for its binky or stuffy)
Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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What he said. ๐Ÿ‘‡
Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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