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Beba akili ukiingia mjini, tabia utaipata huko. ~Mhenga flani | I tell stories.

Nairobi, KE
Joined May 2013
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“The arrogance of the untouched is that they mistake their lack of scars for evidence of superior strength.”
Many pride themselves on being good, unaware that their morality has simply never been put in a position to fail.
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guys we need a plan if the internet ever goes out nationwide where should our meeting spot be
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Did Trump’s unmanliness cost Republicans the midterms? Tucker Carlson thinks so
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Who would've thought people were talking s**t about Mississippi all the way in Africa?
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When Kendrick Lamar guest-starred in POWER in 2018! Every episode is now on Netflix.
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Looks easy, but many people get this wrong!
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lol 😆 I like this I don’t know why, but I like it • gunitbrands.com
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Small small rain and short people are outside with their umbrellas looking like a tequila sunrise.
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2016. 2026. Fap. Goon Swag. Aura Smash. Crack Stfu. Sybau Troll. Ragebait Cock. Dih 69. 67 Game. Rizz Bruh. Twinn Rekt. Mogged Broski. Gng su!cide. Kirkfied
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Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
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I’m just glad that a billionaire is sleeping with adults for once.
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If Jensen had molested kids on an Israeli honeypot island like a normal billionaire instead of banging adult chinese honeypots, all of this couldve been avoided.
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I know nuns definitely flick that bean during ovulation
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Thanks a lot, Rachel.
Snapchat is really giving us all that storage for free
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Only a D student would think like this 😂😂
I got a D in Form Four, but if Ruto had been president then, I would have scored an A – CS Hassan Joho
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He was a menace. #RugbyKE
Replying to @Lm_matoke
Chisanga🔥🔥🔥
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I still dont know how James, Tommy and Tasha all grew up together but Tasha dont know Angela. I gotta see how that happened
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Leo tuko pale kwa @danaceda
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the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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If you were wondering what it's like to be on Abdul's digital team, look no further. Ready to go?
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