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Replying to @MarshaBlackburn
Bitch
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Where’s Dubs?
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usually i pick treat but here’s my new trick! can you find me in these campus shots? 🎃
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dubs is great thank u for asking
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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Replying to @LaneB7777
Deal with your hair
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here’s to the yearly "lou reed’s last ever post before he died" tweet rip legend
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he was right
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October 26, 1982
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Eric Bauza dying might be the worst thing to happen to animation in like decades, im so fr, that man was the modern day Mel blanc. He was SO passionate about carrying on those characters to the modern day, he was such an amazing actor and created so many characters of his own.
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I’m looking for 7,000 of my closest friends.
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I could not go to a horse girl concert. I would be scared of the horse girl.
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punkin dunkin
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White people when you call metalcore screamo
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A haunted house but filled with white guys telling you about Mike Patton
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Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman
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The only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre.....and that really ruined everyone's high. Bad day.
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bro looks like a doodle bear
one thing about ed sheeran is he does have the coolest tattoos literally of all time
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Tarantula Ghoul, Portland's TV horror hostess in the late 1950s.
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