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Every dog has a name, a nickname, a nickname for the nickname, and at least 3 completely unrelated names.
Barney.
Barnacle
Onion Bhaji.
Floofy bum.
Butt munch.
Temu golden retriever.
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No but immediately stop what you're doing and watch this absolute fever dream, please.
Have now done two ( cheap Sunday) Sunday morning cinema visits with my daughter , thinking ' what a lovely thing to do together on a bright Sunday morning...
The films? Backrooms and Primetime😬😮📽
Now blankly staring down at my shoes on the tram
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I love this sort of shit
In the book I wrote about the complicated geography of NE football allegiances, so here’s my attempt to map it out as if Tyne and Wear were in the Balkans. Views welcome from both sides!
The watershed of the two rivers is a key faultline for both accents - the way you say “beetroot” reveals all - and club loyalties.
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Melbourne Cup - public holiday for the first of the County Hurdle trials 😜🏇🏆#racing #MelbourneCup2026
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Male sockless wonders - too many
Women falling through a bush 2
Different hemispheres, similar numbers
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The thought of chopping an onion to kick-start the 'cooking something nice' process has become the 'getting out of bed in the week' of life - I want an Onion Snooze button 🔪
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