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you're gonna kill me but i absolutely would without hesitation

i am agnostic on whether or not it is butter

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i bring a lot of instability to the table

u dont understand bro. i cant go vegan because there's some dude halfway across the world from me that has no access to tofu

God's greatest creation was the VVIX index

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my soteriology Be scaring the hoes .

theyre putting me through a potato ricer today

i bet being discharged feels great for a fire extinguisher

here's an idea, employ hundreds of unmedicated ADHD people and let each of them decide which task in the backlog they find exciting enough to do. surely at all times you have at least one person who temporarily finds a given thing exciting

the problem is i write my best code when i am unmedicated but i need to be medicated to write code that i don't find exciting

more areas in life should have a "mayday mayday mayday" phrase that gets everyone to drop what they're doing and assist the person saying it

as a vegan there's nothing stopping you from eating a baked bean sandwich other than personal weakness