A reporter asked Jimi Hendrix what it was like having the greatest Twitter account in the world. Jimi said “I don’t know, you should ask Jerry Lock.”
Deep South, so very deep
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In the 70s, we’d lose a kid or two every fall bobbing for apples. The community knew and accepted the risks.
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A gentle breeze blows through your hair as I remind you that you're not defined by your moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
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Misery doesn't love company, misery loves unlimited pizza buffets.
Two consecutive times at fast food drive-thru’s I’ve been given an extra free item I didn’t order. I feel like a new X-Man who hasn’t yet figured out how my super power works.
This time of year when I have to reset the microwave and stove clocks I can always picture nearly naked Cher singing on a battleship.
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What base is it when she says she wants to introduce you to her "panty oyster?"
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a big bowl of Bert's Chili from Waffle House.
We always set our clocks back but never far enough back to accomplish anything useful like kill Baby Hitler.
