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yes. yes it will.
will a qt let me pin this?
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If a white guy ever invites you to a jam band show just know thats a huge sign of respect in our culture
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How many of them do you think thought to themselves "I'm a small business owner not like these losers." All while staring at the Target door hoping to God, they can somehow man handle more tin boxes away from another with the children's card game in it. All to make $34.21 online.
target 11pm the night before the pokemon 30th anniversary drops
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Oh he’s fucked
DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!! ⛔️⛔️
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People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends
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Person who sits on their phone scrolling short form content for 7 hours a day HATES data centers
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Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
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It's time to stop having honest conversations about mental health. Let's all shut the fuck up for a change.
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Falling for this type of stuff should get you suspended from social media. First offense is 6 months. 2nd a year. Strike 3 and you’re banned for life
The AI Slopification™️ of golfers is real and scary
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Work to bring back the Expos is temporarily on hold while we start up several life insurance companies
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Statement on Withdrawal of Support for the Bristol Renaissance Faire I am withdrawing my support for the Bristol Renaissance Faire, effective immediately. I have followed the recent situation involving @TBob53 with disappointment. A creator who has expressed genuine affection for the Renaissance Faire tradition, spoke highly of Bristol after attending last year, and simply wanted to highlight what made the event special was met with a decision that left him hurt. That response does not reflect the open, welcoming spirit these events are supposed to represent. I will no longer promote, defend, or otherwise support the Bristol Renaissance Faire. There are many other Renaissance Faires and similar gatherings that continue to embrace enthusiasts and creators without this kind of unnecessary friction. My attention and support will go to them instead. The Renaissance Faire tradition itself remains something worth celebrating. This particular decision by Bristol does not. -screwjack
Could not be more hurt and disappointed by the @BristolRenFaire I LOVE the Ren Faire, it’s my favorite time every single year no matter where I’ve lived and I was BLOWN AWAY with Bristol last year and wanted to shine a light on how great it is I’m just really hurt
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This is my quant.
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You will never be as horny as the Frenchman who discovered this
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It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of John C. Dvorak, our beloved husband, father, and cherished host of the No Agenda Show at the age of 74. More to follow.
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One of my favorite podcasters in the universe has passed away. RIP @THErealDVORAK He was witty, intelligent, forward thinking, innovative, kind and loved his family. He hosted the No Agenda show with the inventor of podcasting @adamcurry As he would say, this is not good for the show.
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Stop calling into The Ramsey Show with questions about how to handle your $7.4 million 401(k) in your final ten years of life. “Should we go to Italy or keep saving??? We’re 78 years old!” Nobody tunes in for success stories. I want complete devastation. I need a guy making $16/hr as a part time YMCA pool lifeguard with 5 kids and a wife who just bought a 2026 Yukon Denali at 21% and now has a $1,400 monthly payment. I need a 50 year old dad on his third marriage who just took out a HELOC to fund his third wife’s grown daughter’s wedding with Jimmy the local tattoo artist who “promises” to pay it back. I need Denise who took a $400,000 SBA loan for her Etsy candle brand that does $6 in revenue. No one cares about your social security or pension or your rental property capital gains questions. I want carnage. Feed me.
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Very cool. Point for college baseball.
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Episode 1 of Season 3 is live. Anne Barber Dunlap was found in the trunk of her car on New Years Day 1996 in Minneapolis. @kirkmin attempts to find who is responsible for her death. Subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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After CBS embarrassed Karen Bass by fact-checking her debate lies about the Palisades Fire, they clearly got the call. CBS filmed with me on my burned out lot for over an hour, and they turned it over to Karen Bass’ PR team to edit it into a comical 5 minute hit piece with clips from the Hills. They can’t beat my ideas, they can’t beat me in the debates, so they gotta try to turn my campaign into a sideshow. People are done with these skeezy political tricks, and I’m done with CBS. They’ll never get a word from me for my next 8 years as mayor. Adios! What outlet should I have in their absence?
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Good morning. Many people don’t even know that in 2025, Marty Stuart dropped an instrumental cosmic surf record for the ages. Perhaps it’s because for the first 6 months you couldn’t stream it. Perhaps it’s because somehow he’s both a legend AND criminally underrated. My moneys on both. Listen to “Space Junk”.🔥
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Even though I already knew all this it’s still surreal reading it all laid out so eloquently. There is no other industry where the house (the tracks) can use proprietary info/tech to bet against their own customers. It’s insane #jail
Gambling syndicates are causing mayhem in horse racing by using algorithms to make huge, last-second bets that crush odds for regular players. Inside the world of Computer Assisted Wagering and why racetracks can’t (won’t) stop it. For @yahoosports sports.yahoo.com/horse-racin…
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