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unemployed pre-billionaire 🧚🏼‍♀️ (ecom founder)

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Joined July 2023
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I LOVE BEING A FOUNDER. I LOVE WORKING WHENEVER I WANT. I LOVE THE THRILL OF THE HIGHS. I LOVE THE LESSONS FROM THE LOWS. I LOVE HOW RESILIENT IT MAKES ME. I LOVE HOW BOSS BITCH I FEEL. I LOVE HOW PROUD I AM OF MYSELF. I LOVE THAT I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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just found out monoxidil kills pets.... i fear i have to give up bald men :((
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the reason you feel pressure to work on the weekends is because you are inefficient during the week. or is that just me...
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officially in with the calisthenics bros at the gym. joined their friday meet ups (and another girl came today!!!!). im about to get jacked asf
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apparently only 23% of my friends have heard the word zhuzh before???????
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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
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just a typical founder crash out dw guys
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gm from the hot & horny factory
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van cweef retweeted
watching ecom podcasts instead of just doing what you already know you need to do
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okay god bless @maxwellcopy email flows about to go crazyyyyy
yikes i have to learn klaviyo
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yikes i have to learn klaviyo
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if i didnt like bald guys why would he make me so wet?
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i feel like i need to stop replying to literally anyone that i do not know bc it’s probably just a bot from a farm in india
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it rlly is so easy
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i just went to this guys house and ???
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“its too hard to focus on health while building a business” lmao yeah ok
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yo lilith is kind of a baddie
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tea and biscuits? yall are eating fucking cookies. that’s what this was this whole time? why aren’t we all doing this???? i cannot believe i only recently discovered this.
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this has no right being a banger. pls listen if you are bald. open.spotify.com/track/3Nbv4…
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hey @Uber still curious btw
Replying to @Uber
@Uber when you charge me 50% more than locals for the same ride does the driver get more money or are you just taking advantage of tourists for yourself?
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