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banished meg

@megsfrompluto

Wikipedia: jesters privilege

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Joined November 2008
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when I od’d & finished projectile vomiting like the exorcist my friends got me into an uber to go home & they were dead quiet (terrified) and finally I just said “sooooo where are we going guys 😏😏” and they both yelled “HOME”
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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it was basically this but I was smiling bc I had 3x the amount my body could handle of Molly in me lmao
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just had the classic ADHD experience of: phone call i was deeply terrified of making and putting off for months was actually really easy and worked out in my favor
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trying my best to avoid the second part of this experience which is the "immediately laying down for a nap after overwhelming my nervous system" phase
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first time in my life I’ve heard a busker play MCR
Floridap8triot (@Floridap8triot) profile pictureFloridap8triot
@Floridap8triotNov 4
Chaos on a downtown A train in NYC 🚇 A woman screams at a subway guitarist, tells a rider who just had ear surgery to "call Access-A-Ride," then lets out a 17-second shriek as the guy next to her covers his ears. Just another commute in New York.
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the fact that even over a woman screeching my ears perked up like a fucking dog when I recognized the lyrics
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Love CDPR so much and having fun playing cyberpunk again but this new update has truly borged my game to a point where it is damn near unplayable and I’m ps5. Patch soon I beg
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Kill Finch@kill_finchNov 3
Johnny Depp's whole shtick for the past fifteen or so years has been doing a worse version of Jim Carrey. The Mad Hatter flipped a switch in his head that he's been unable to turn off since. It's actually shocking how bad he is compared to his roles in the 90s.
erinspresso (@riverindaIe) profile pictureerinspresso@riverindaIeNov 3
i loathe everything about this on a deeply personal level. scrooge is not a slapstick grinch character who knocks shit over. he is a cold, complicated miser who is a deeply human character, even at the beginning. depp cannot convey sincerity or vulnerability needed for this role
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Green Zelensky@freakofxeetsNov 4
When dems win they gonna put the kirk shooting on 70MM imax
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helena riley@freshhelNov 4
We’re putting you in the zoo bitch
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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They’re saying Vance is being sold for percs by Trump this time
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 4
we are putting asmongold in prison
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I was 16 years old when they announced Skyrim at the Spike Video Game Awards 👴🏻
Bethesda (@bethesda) profile pictureBethesda
@bethesdaNov 3
Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

ALT skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ (@Dylanszn01) profile picture𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™
@Dylanszn01Nov 1
There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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oh my god i never thought to crush the peeled garlic and freeze it my stupid ass was always just using as much as i could from the bags per day and getting so bummed when they'd all turn slimey/bad quick
Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) profile pictureRoy Drones Jr@chiweethedogNov 2
Replying to @Dogabroadadog
I use too much for a clove press. I process pounds at a time and freeze cubes.
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asking for a friend: do we still gotta work if total nuclear annihilation is on the table this week
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getting incomprehensible discourse on my tl
🔞 🥕 Jordy McGokuFucker @ reading Pokespe (@jordy_pordys) profile picture🔞 🥕 Jordy McGokuFucker @ reading Pokespe@jordy_pordysOct 31
people who draw Goku without foreskin confuse me like do yall think Saiyans do circumcision. Do you think Grandpa Gohan circumcised Goku.
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Finally have my own missed connection: to the guy who was dressed up as Johnny Silverhand at The Nook block party in the milk district Orlando who talked to me abt a Netgunner build PLSSSSSSSSS HMUUUUU 😭
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I feel like I may have experienced a generational fumble
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Let’s see Paul Allen’s card
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