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“no one is coming to save you”
don’t u think i know. i’m the kid they never had to worry about.
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Modern Family is easily, EASILY a top 3 sitcom, of all time. That “Shaun Mbaduwe” “I said by the way” bit???? Comedy gold 😭😭😭😭
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Sometimes I wonder why I always have money for food and snacks, but I never have noney to buy a bra.
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insan hafızası ne tuhaf ya. yolun belirli bir noktasında yürürken rüzgâr öyle bir esiyor ki bir anda yaşım on dört, evden dershaneye doğru gidiyorum
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My favorite thing about camping is when I don't go and have running water and electricity instead.
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Getting older means your arm has to be in just the right position when you go to bed if you want to use it the next day
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"La traducción simultánea unirá a los pueblos del mundo"
Los pueblos del mundo desde la traducción simultánea:
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END






















