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I don't care about your feelings

Kiambu Town, Kenya
Joined December 2011
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Two friends miss each other for a few seconds after placing a water tank. 😂😂
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please don’t die with your art inside you
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There isn't a single institution in this country that hasn't been captured. We are living in a country where the institutions meant to protect citizens have become instruments of oppression. This is how democracies die.
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Somebody tell them we're aren't going to the streets this time round. Let them expect us in their homes,their businesses and in everything else that has their names on it. Kitaeleweka.
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I have been in a Long distance relationship with my girl after she went for her attachment outside Nairobi, when she came back we had to have a reunion s*x and she demanded it's either nimwage kwa tumbo juu ama mdomo, she wanted to know if I've been fucking someone else...
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Kunywa pombe, sigara na Bangi lakini hii usijaribu! Ask me why?
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Nimusaidie alale kwangu nikamwambia haiwezi maybe aende kwa caretaker alinibeg akisema ata naweza kupea aki but nilistand on business ju kuna bois wangu alifyeka simu na vitu za nyumba in the name of kusaidia kumbe huyo dem alikuwa mwizi ..hizi streets don't be too nice .
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Hii nairobi ata unaogopa showing kindness to people then uregret baadae. Jana kuna dem ameknock my door akisema ako stranded alikuwa anameet na kevo kufika stage akakosa kutokea maybe kevo aliona venye sura iko akaingia nyasi ju ilikuwa first meet up. Sasa alikuwa anataka...
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Fools keep saying ati the tree logging is harvesting mature trees. Do people even understand what they are saying? Kwani trees have matured in this administration? Also this is done and other trees planted in their place which is not happening.
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Na hii maisha unajua inakimbia sana wazee. Sahii unasubaa kidogo namna hii unapata mwaka ndio hiyo imeenda,na kitu ya maana umefanya hiyo mwaka ni kulipa rent. Sasa kama mimi sahii nimeingia 30s. Nilipiga hesabu mzuri nikaona nimeshaamaliza nusu ya maisha yangu,nikifanya tu upuzi hapa naranda randa,na ata kademio bado sijafanikiwa bwana. Kama nitakufa na miaka 62,na sahii niko na miaka 30,hiyo ni kumaanisha nimebakisha miaka 32. Nikitoa ingine yenye nitakua nimelala kwa hizo miaka 32 zimebaki,tuseme kila siku nalala 10 hours usiku, naona sahii nimebakisha miaka kama 17 Yani mimi hii dunia ata haijanipea nafasi ya kujipigania aki. Sababu ni wakati mwingi nimepotezea kwa shule. Nimekaa shule karibu miaka 22 bwana. Hii ingine nane nilikua najielewa,sababu syllabus ya shule na hapa nje haifanani ata kidogo. Na ujue bado kuna miaka ukifika kazi zingine zinakushinda,ukifika 45 years na unaishi kwa ploti,ni ngumu sana kutoka block. Sasa kwa hii 17 years nimebakisha toa zingine kama kumi,juu nitakua nimefika 50 sina nguvu. Hapo nimebakisha miaka saba. Sahii nimebakisha miaka saba ya kujipigania. Ama nikufie kwa ploti, mnizike lang’ata kama mwizi wa simu jameni,eih!
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Making uhuru seem like a good president and making gachagua a national politician are also faliures I attribute to William ruto .
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Do we even have a Deputy President in this country? Where did that man disappear to?
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Ebola magically shows up in the two countries which has elections in 2027, Nigeria and Kenya, with two very unpopular, Western-supported puppet Presidents. We know what you are doing.
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Landlord amesema next time anataka kuona permit ya NACADA 😂😂
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If they can tamper with electoral laws in the Constitution, what makes you think term limits will be untouchable? We may be witnessing the making of an M7 in Kenya. The warning signs should not be ignored!
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I've seen a military officer at Eastleigh at the collapsed building armed to the teeth, adi na grenade, in a rescue mission. What would a grenade and a firearm help in rescuing people stuck under the rubble?
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Tafuta pesa bois. Watu wananunua better days . Hakuna kuzingoja
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Sio Millennials, ni Boomers 🤷🏿‍♂️
Millenials nao wanaume walikuwa masculine buana,,Remote ya Tv ilikuwa inaguzwa na mzae pekee. Alafu alikuwa na kikombe yake ya 2 litres yenye hawezi share na mtu.
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MOH waliona nobody gives a fvck about their ebola thingy wakasema cases zimeisha.😂😂😂
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Nmekuwa na boiz wangu first year hapa aliamua kuivest helb yake in selling watermelon ,eti Iko na market sana hii Machakos.Leo nayo kumeenda mrama amerudi amebaki na za 200.Imebidi tukule zote ,ananiambia ati nikule mpaka na seeds ziko na testosterone,na sasa Hana Dem sijui hii mambo yote anajulia wapi aki.Yaani hata time ya jua ka hii watu hawakuli watermelon,yenyewe economy is doing bad!!
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