I write, I draw, I market, I voiceover. I did that satirical comedy horror Top Trumps homage Modern Horrors, you know. And in 2024 - the return of FIT TO BURST!
Out and about. Or not.
Joined January 2009
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ALT Pete Gold and Nick Swift return as sketch group Fit to Burst!
Billionaires pleading that people be optimistic about AI as their jobs go into the slop grinder. What a look. “Look how this liberates you!” (from a wage.)
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A Sentinel delivery has been intercepted in London, anyone available to collect? Some claw damage…
Marvel's Wolverine is out now on PS5. #WolverinePS5
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Bill Oddie, what a lovely bloke. He wrote us a letter when we started making The Young Ones, wishing us the very best, and warning us against interference from higher up. He didn’t know anyone in the cast personally. It just came out of the blue. Lovely thing to do.
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Why do people say that by their nature sketch shows are always a bit hit and miss? I’ve made hundreds of sketches on my phone and never missed once. Stop making excuses.
After the Blur reunion, Damon Albarn again catches my middle aged mood precisely on the new Gorrilaz record. Ghostly ranting of Mark E Smith on Delirium majestic. Sparks track an absolute, certified and spectacular banger.
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Denmark changes Greenland’s name to Epstein Island so Trump will stop talking about it.
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To be fair, you don't really need a functional Department of Defense if you're going to surrender to your greatest enemy in your first month in office.
Murphy: "Hegseth got the job because he's the weekend news anchor on Fox, and Donald Trump watches a lot of Fox and so he decided to make that guy the head of the DOD and our chief negotiator in Ukraine. Pete Hegseth is screwing it up badly, but of course he is ... all he knows how to do is read the news."
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Shocking hypocrisy from Vance - lecturing Europe on democracy when he serves as vice president to a man who attempted a coup in the US
I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane again and again. Ah, dear...
So sorry to report we are deverstated our lovely Tony has passed away .
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Proud paternal moment with my daughter as one of the Alices here….
Alice in Wonderland, was performed to packed audiences. The staging meant that the audience were in the midst of Wonderland. The production called for some clever casting, direction & set design! Well done to all involved. Read more in BartholoNews: bit.ly/41sCaTO
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I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.
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ALT IMAGINE if. instead of carving pumpkins at Halloween, we had to stick them up our bums. I don't like the sound of that at all. Let's keep carving them, I say. Du Singe, Lincoln