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midwestern cartoonist, bad at pool, caffeine enthusiast, sports fan, creator of Stone Avenue

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Joined January 2024
Happy 250th America 🇺🇸
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last thing Roger Marshall sees before being torn in half and banished to Hell
If you vote "yes" on it I'll make sure you don't get re-elected.
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joking aside, this win is more monumental than just a rebuttal to trump; it essiantially guarantees a 7 seat advantage for whoever the dem president is in 2028, for their ENTIRE first term if dems gain more seats in 2028, it can guarantee nation shaping legislation
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starting tomorrow, every sport will have a state appointed trans athlete on their team
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turned on the tv and the fox news hosts are frantically tearing copper wire out of the walls
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every seat counts but itd be funny if this is somehow the year minnesota flips; lil too late for that fellas
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to the remaining democrats left in florida, you might as well move to Texas now... bc those guys sure are moving to your neighborhood
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yeah they're releasing the rest of those files tomorrow
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the entire white house might be impeached before january
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Don’t Stop Believing reeeemix
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you just created a million malfoid skywalkers
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enjoy the forced labor camp, buddy
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This is all because the Brewers won the World Series
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Showdown!
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the GOP won the popular vote for the 1st time in 2 decades and used that power to fund masked gangs to kill mothers and nurses, commit blantant financial fraud & started a war no one wanted; they orgasm at the thought of you poor, beaten, and killed, do not reward that behavior
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Last night i passed by a group of people obviously all dressed like austin powers so i said “groovy baby” as i walked by and one of them looked actually offended
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
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