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midwestern cartoonist, bad at pool, caffeine enthusiast, sports fan, creator of Stone Avenue

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Joined January 2024
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The Rays sacrificed themselves to end the Phillies 28 year Title drought in 2008, then again to end the Dodgers 32 year drought in 2020, then yet again to end the Brewers 57 year drought in 2026. 117 combined years of curses ended by the most selfless team in ball. God bless them
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Don’t Stop Believing reeeemix
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you just created a million malfoid skywalkers
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enjoy the forced labor camp, buddy
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This is all because the Brewers won the World Series
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Showdown!
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Last night i passed by a group of people obviously all dressed like austin powers so i said “groovy baby” as i walked by and one of them looked actually offended
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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Well?
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BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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When the world-champion Brewers visit Lambeau:
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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HOW (gentleman's) SWEEP IT IS ¡felicidades con su primer titulo, Cerveceros de Milwaukee! 🍺 #WorldSeries #Brewers
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no one at the world series knows I’m the jets admin
no one here knows I’m the jets admin
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We did it.
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The call from Brewers Radio They’ve waited a lifetime to hear this
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What a series. 💙 Congrats to our hometown team the @Brewers on an incredible run and hats off to @RaysBaseball on a hard-fought matchup. Baseball is just better with a little Wisconsin flavor. 🧀⚾
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STAND UP WISCONSIN!
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Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers and the great state of Wisconsin! 🍻🍺
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. Congratulations, @Brewers!
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