sam · Feb 2, 2026 · 2:01 AM UTC

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sam@samevanssxFeb 2

as a british person, who even is Reba McIntire and why does the american media push her so hard? literally no idea what she actually does #grammy #grammys #GRAMMYs2026

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pamela · Nov 11, 2026 · 9:21 AM UTC

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pamela@jotarodolphins19h

fui assistir godzilla minus zero e alguem da sala de projeção esqueceu de ligar o audio do filme e deixou the chainsmokers tocando enquanto o king ghidorah botava o terror meu deus mjnha vida é uma piada

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sera · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:59 PM UTC

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sera@euchreism12h

saying i’m 15 on trainline to save £16

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sam · Nov 11, 2026 · 3:21 AM UTC

sam@samevanssxNov 11

hang it in the louvre #visionquest

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sam · Nov 11, 2026 · 3:20 AM UTC

sam@samevanssxNov 11

LONG LIVE THE SCARLET WITCH #VisionQuest

sam · Nov 11, 2026 · 3:14 AM UTC

sam@samevanssxNov 11

this is my something #visionquest

Alex · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:08 PM UTC

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Alex@WilmaDiqfitIn_Nov 10

How it feels to cum first and keep going for their enjoyment

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bear · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:37 PM UTC

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bear

@bearbubbNov 10

IT COMES OUT TOMORROW??????????

Synth Potato🥔

@SynthPotatoNov 10

GTA 6 is officially 104 goons away from launch! Just around the corner now y’all 🙏

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Jokes UK 🔞 · Nov 8, 2026 · 7:15 AM UTC

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Jokes UK 🔞@jokesukNov 8

And now I’m banned from Tesco…

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Miss Ally · Nov 7, 2026 · 2:41 AM UTC

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Miss Ally@MissAlly_01Nov 7

I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.

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joe 🇱🇧 · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:37 PM UTC

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joe 🇱🇧@hackermanjoeNov 6

never forget

The Hollywood Handle

@HollywoodHandleNov 6

‘RED ONE’ released 2 years ago today.

Image from The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle)

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sam · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:31 PM UTC

sam@samevanssxNov 5

can that crowd shut the fuck up!!!!! like a bunch of primary school kids #bbuk

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sam · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:28 PM UTC

sam@samevanssxNov 5

rochelle single handedly deserves the win for saving the show for more seasons #bbuk

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sam · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:40 PM UTC

sam@samevanssxNov 4

ding fucking dong the wicked witch is dead #bbuk

Big Brother UK

@bbukNov 4

Never afraid to speak his mind, drop a verse, or drop some knowledge! 💥 Omar has kept us entertained but now it's his time to leave the House! 👁️ #BBUK

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