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sam

@samevanssx

british person

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Joined December 2014
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fui assistir godzilla minus zero e alguem da sala de projeção esqueceu de ligar o audio do filme e deixou the chainsmokers tocando enquanto o king ghidorah botava o terror meu deus mjnha vida é uma piada
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sera@euchreism12h
saying i’m 15 on trainline to save £16
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How it feels to cum first and keep going for their enjoyment
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@bearbubbNov 10
IT COMES OUT TOMORROW??????????
Synth Potato🥔 (@SynthPotato) profile pictureSynth Potato🥔
@SynthPotatoNov 10
GTA 6 is officially 104 goons away from launch! Just around the corner now y’all 🙏
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And now I’m banned from Tesco…
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I reckon Guy Fawkes plan to blow up Parliament on November 5th was kind of genius because people wouldn't notice the explosions, what with all the fireworks going off & all.
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never forget
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandleNov 6
‘RED ONE’ released 2 years ago today.
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Rumours can be so damaging Don’t think some people realise how Little Britain is
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsNov 3
BREAKING: Man loses injunction bid against two news organisations over allegations - but can't be named yet news.sky.com/story/man-loses…
Man loses injunction bid against two news organisations over allegations - but can't be named yet

Man loses injunction bid against two news organisations over allegations - but can't be named yet

The High Court judge has ruled that he cannot yet be named, subject to any appeal.

news.sky.com
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My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS Frankie has come out as bisexual for the 17th time. “He’s cock hungry” confirmed a big brother insider. #BBUK
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Jamie Lee Curtis every few years #CelebrityTraitors
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me and my solo cinema trips against the world
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M@Matimba_mmOct 27
I fear this is me on letterboxd
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someone said “for a dollar, name a black queer film that isn’t moonlight” and oomf replied “stop! that! train!” 😭😭😭
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When im jerking off and managed to finish with the actors at the same time
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the upgraded version of this shot is gonna eat so bad…………
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how the entire Star Wars fandom is feeling on a random October night
Empire (@empiremagazine) profile pictureEmpire
@empiremagazineOct 21
Star Wars: Battlefront 3 is in active development from EA DICE and Respawn. News of the shooter franchise's latest entry comes amid today's announcement of company-wide layoffs at EA and the closure of legendary studio Bioware. Read more: empireonline.com/movies/news…
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Hinge going well
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It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Marvel Replica (@MarvelReplica) profile pictureMarvel Replica
@MarvelReplicaOct 17
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
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CUIDADO, AHI VIENEN LOS X-MEN DE FOX
Cosmic Marvel (@cosmic_marvel) profile pictureCosmic Marvel
@cosmic_marvelOct 18
New promo art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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