
“The most nuanced person we’ve ever interviewed”-Associated Press 🎤 Invasion Digital Media 🌎 Wife to @jakehoffmanFL 💍 Instagram ➡️ michellesassouni
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Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Jay Z is not even the most dominant artist in his household.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
UN(but also very)BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!
We ride at dawn for James O’Keefe and Cam Higby!!!
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
🔥 Candace Owens continues to EXPOSE THE TRUTH…about herself‼️
Candace Owens who suffers from a severe lack of self awareness doesn’t realize how bad this looks for her.
While trying to dunk on the Daily Wire she admitted that she never wrote any of her own stuff while working there.
She thinks this makes the Daily Wire look bad.
But the reality is this just shows everyone that she’s a fraud. She gained a huge fan base while using someone else’s words.
She rose to fortune and fame by having her name and face attached to work that was secretly never hers.
And this is just further confirmation of what I’ve been saying all along.
She’s a con artist.
She was a DEI hire.
She’s actress reading a script.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Scott Bessent just ate at Cheesecake Factory to TROLL Obama for trashing it, then TORCHED him:
“This is the man who built the museum that looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I had a great meal, and I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try.”
Total savage 🔥
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
What an embarrassing thing to admit.
For the record, I never authored even one opinion piece for the Daily Wire.
You guys ghostwrote all of them and then slapped my name on it as the author for clicks.
Good luck finding the intern (or AI system?) you’re upset with.
@CommunityNotes
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Cam'ron's prediction about JAŸ-Z wanting to perform at the Super Bowl has resurfaced after it was reported that JAŸ chose himself to headline the 2027 halftime show 👀
"The year that you got your masters back from 'Reasonable Doubt,' the year you sell out Yankee Stadium three nights in a row, the year that you're going to Paris and Europe, all these places doing tours right now, nobody can find time for the NFL?"
"C'mon, JAŸ. We can see you, n***a..."
(Via It Is What It Is)
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF AMERICA, THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
The @WNBA has officially responded!
IS THE #WNBA TRANSPHOBIC?
Apparently, the WNBA still can’t define what a WOMAN is, but they’re absolutely certain they know what a MAN is!
How convenient!
WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert has declared that I am a man.
Who gave her the authority to decide who I am?
Who gets to define my identity?
And how can the WNBA determine who is a man without explaining what qualifies someone as a woman?
Is the WNBA denying people the right to define their own gender identity?
You can’t have it both ways!
America, read this letter for yourselves.
THE WNBA HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
We will make sure that it’s legal — at a minimum could be used to leapfrog golf carts in the Villages.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
🔥 HOLY SMOKES!
A CAR DID THAT!
The Tesla Roadster is now FLYING off the ground performing flips with ease!
Elon Musk has this crowd absolutely ELECTRIC right now
ELON: "They can have a rocket car." 🤯
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
JUST IN: Elon Musk unveils the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp before the car flipped in midair and safely landed on the ground.
The car is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX.
One of the most insane things I've ever seen.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
This is retarded. This will ruin college football. You're about to have 4 and 5 loss teams make the college playoff. The regular season now means basically nothing. Total money grab at the expense of the product on the field. SAD!!
Breaking: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, sources tell @PeteThamel.
The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Is this criticism of Israel? And is that where an apostrophe is supposed to go?
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
You didn’t think the FBI was fascist when they raided Trump’s home. As a matter of fact, you cheered it with joy. Now you’re squealing! No one is above the law @RashidaTlaib…including you nor @IlhanMN. Don’t you remember Rashida posting 7 times, “No one is above the law?”
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Did she give consent? Yes.
Was she drunk? Yes.
Were the guys drunk? Yes.
Did she give a guy who was unconcious a blowjob? Yes.
Did they have sex with her when she was unconcious? No.
Did she tell one the next day that everything happend was consensual and nothing illegal had taken place? Yes.
Did she want to meet up with one guy again to have sex again at the same house the gangbang happend? Yes.
Did she change her mind about it being consensual to rape when she was uninvited to the next party? Yes.
It was not rape, Lynne, it was a false accusation out of revenge.
Do I feel sorry she was treated badly by male and female students for having a gangbang? Yeah, sure.
Do I feel sorry they made a nasty groupchat? Yeah, sure.
But does that mean she's a victim of rape? No.
“Editorial choices” like this are why I left MSM. This is unacceptable
Replying to @emilyjashinsky @JSweetLI
Update: @FDRLST’s @briannalyman2 asked CBS NY for comment. They confirmed having the full text exchange and choosing to leave “our body our choice” out of the story. (This means NYT likely got the same info from Jane Doe’s camp and made the same choice.) thefederalist.com/2026/10/09…
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
What’s terrifying about this clip isn’t their ideals…these sweet gals’ hearts are certainly in the right place. What’s terrifying is they have the civic, political, and economic literacy of a 9 year old. When a charlatan like Abdul comes along with the Jr High class president schtick of “no more homework and the vending machines are all free!”, they fall for it.
I don’t know how you get to that age with ZERO understanding of supply chains, manufacturing, labor costs…but a lot of folks think that medicine and MRIs and hospitals just materialize out of thin air like unicorn farts. They’ve never built anything in their lives, so they have no concept of how things function…things are just…there. They think milk comes from the store. They think rich people don’t pay taxes, even though the top 1% fund 40% of government with their taxes already, and yet 40% of all Americans contribute ZERO federal income tax at all. These people don’t understand that you could tax the wealthy at 100% and it would only fund the government for 120 days. Then you’re screwed.
Too many Americans simply have zero understanding of how anything works, and even though they’re living in the easiest times in human history, they think things are “terrible out there”. These commie scammers roll through and promise them things that sound great, but aren’t possible in reality, and have devastating consequences if tried…but because they don’t know anything, they fall for it. Sadly, so many of our politicians and their advisors are such atrocious communicators, there’s like zero countervailing narrative to push back on the commie gobbledygook, so we are gonna have to learn the hard way. Guys…we just had a sample of socialism: Covid. We all got universal basic income, and it ended up tripling our costs and they’ll never go down. Ever. That one brief little experiment in command and control government will haunt us the rest of our lives. Bleak stuff, man.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Falsely accusing a man of rape should carry the same penalty as rape.
Replying to @TMZ
TMZ obtained a text chain between Jonathan Newell and Jane Doe. On the evening of October 21, 2024, Jonathan apologizes to Jane and says, "You're an amazing person and I genuinely hope ur not catching as much heat from this as we r. We've been shutting down any stories we've heard but again I'm so so sorry."
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
I've stayed far away from the radioactive Cornell discourse, but I do want to make one meta-observation.
I spend a lot of time in different corners of the internet, and the two 'sides' of the Cornell story are living in separate universes. Entirely different facts, wildly separate narratives. Spend time in different social media spaces and it's like they're describing two totally distinct incidents.
There's almost no shared reality whatsoever, and that strikes me as really dangerous.
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
The Cornell incident happened:
• under Biden
• in a Democrat-controlled state
• in a deep, deep blue city
• at a leftist university
• by progressives
Every. Single. Person. Involved. Is. A. Democrat.
The Trump administration’s lack of action on the Cornell case highlights an apparent drop from the president's first term in resolved investigations of sexual assault. trib.al/9bKGHE2
Michelle Sassouni Hoffman retweeted
Lmaooooo the jihadis are now breaking down barricades and chasing @ZohranKMamdani through the streets of NYC screaming at him for attending an October 7th vigil with Jews.
I love it.
This is the chaos Mamdani deserves.
I love this so much for him.

































