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plastic fan|| 🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸🇭🇹|| glamour girl || intersectional hater || future cult leader

Joined June 2018
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Goodnight to OLIVIA DEAN ticket holders only.
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Men will fuck the absolute living daylight out of you and then ask if you’re okay after.
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I would’ve passed away
Told this ngga he got the best Dick I ever had & he gon say "every body say that" 😒😒
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I’m so glad that in t minus 6 days and some change I WILL be using my vote to further weaken the ANC’s stronghold on my constituency.
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mhysa retweeted
Mind you they eat ass and share community dicks but sure the halaal label are the problem. 😃
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I love the culture of shared plates… ordering all the faves on the menu and sharing 🥺…. One of the best parts of Asian dining.
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I don’t think I’m asking for much: - A paid up apartment - A paid up car - R500k in investments and savings 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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mhysa retweeted
Ramaphosa is privatizing water and nina you're having meltdowns over Steers not selling bacon. Nidakiwe?
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We'd pray during assembly with Muslim kids standing with us. We'd leave school on a Friday early so they could go pray. Catholics would stay absent for lent and Muslim kids would be excused for Eid. Stop sowing division that doesn't exist.
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Two penalties saved by a Manchester City goalkeeper, never thought I'd ever say that🤣🤣
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reis and bouaddi’s only crimes are being young
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mhysa retweeted
Think every Guehi header has gone directly to a Brighton player today
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WE WON A PENALTY SHOOT OUT!!!! 😭😭😭 Rulli for #1!!!! 😭🩵🩵
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Not sure Maresca's actually trying to win this.
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Abeg Guehi has to eat bench soon. He is absolutely shocking. He's making Upamechano look World Class with these performances.
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Please get these tickets off my hands hle 😭 Ngiyacela bandla! I can’t go anymore because I am writing the next Tuesday 😭😭😭😭
Selling 2 Umanyano lwe jazz weekend passes for R1200 each 👀 Kopa le di rekeng hle😭
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Let Bouaddi play through his mistakes and you don’t concede goals like that.
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Ayoubb Bouaddi
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Bouaddi hooked... Bruv I can't see how we win this
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Send Guehi to the mountains.
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