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"Beautiful opinions. Some say the best opinions."

Joined May 2022
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There is no secret cabal running the world. The consistent bad decisions from leaders you see are due to ideology and entropy. They don’t have to coordinate. Decay is the default. Blame democracy itself, not its figureheads. Government incentives are bad.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
We cannot let Michigan get a nuclear weapon
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
In hindsight, it was a mistake for SpaceX to send them thousands of free Starlink dishes and millions of dollars a month in free service at the beginning of the war. What started as internet access for civilians became the backbone for autonomous killing drones. And now if they don’t support military use, they get skewered for it in the press.
Ukrainian President Zelensky on Elon Musk: "Having so much power concentrated in the hands of a very rich person is dangerous. Concentrating power in the hands of one person who doesn't have much money is also dangerous. That is the whole point of the separation of powers: making sure that everything is not concentrated in the hands of one person."
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
How can a war go smoother than ~20 casualties and no boots on the ground? 6 weeks of actual war-fighting, the rest an extremely effective blockade. You would think by the results tonight we lost 20,000 troops.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
This might cost me in more ways than one, but: Epstein is fake. The whole memeplex around it is fake. It is the closest thing to the Ring of Power that exists in politics. Both sides have wielded this ephemeral boogeyman against the other, and it’s always a disaster because once you obtain power you get to see the files and you realize there’s nothing there, which means you have no meat to feed the rabid dogs you rallied to your cause, and they eat you instead. It’s a mass hysteria akin to witch panics, but on an information-age scale. I guess what I’m saying is Michael Tracey is Frodo.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Every critic of gay marriage said this was the logical outcome; virtually every mainstream proponent of gay marriage assured us it would never happen. And here we are.
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Oh yeah, absolutely no pre-election market manipulation here.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
what’s your job in the leftist gulag?? im gonna be leading discussion on internet drama some days, making clothes from scraps other days, and making prison hooch whenever needed
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Republicans are in an interesting place in that they kind of can’t lose. Of course you want to keep the House and Senate if possible, but if Dems win they’ll pull their normal crazy bullshit and it will only help Republicans in 2028.
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The flippening continues.
🚨NEW FRONTRUNNER: Mike Lawler now favored in the NY-17 House winner odds
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Your LDL comes back at 38 and someone online tells you that's dangerously low, your brain needs cholesterol to think. A meta-analysis of 25 trials, nearly 47,000 people, found no difference in cognitive performance between statin and placebo. In FOURIER, patients who drove LDL below 25 mg/dL on evolocumab showed no drop in memory or executive function. Your brain makes its own cholesterol. It doesn't withdraw it from your bloodstream. The fear just got to you before the data did.
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Miss Rachel confirms what we have long suspected: that she is a Nazi.
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
Replying to @NickJFuentes
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Gronk continues to post Ws.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The legendary Rob Gronkowski was spotted in New Hampshire helping Turning Point Action get out the vote for Republican candidates. Gronk is a lifelong Republican and supporter of President Donald Trump. He even signed fans' jerseys 👏
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Jonathan Cab retweeted
LOL Idaho is voting on a state gun. This is the most Idaho thing I’ve seen
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This post is from a literal European bot pushing right-wing retardism.
How it feels as a far-right Nationalist to vote straight-ticket Democrat
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The canary in the coal mine.
The pollsters told you Guam was a Democrat blowout... 57.9% for the Democrat, 35.4% for the Republican. A 22-point wipeout. Then the people actually voted. Republican Tony Ada won 51.5 to 48.2 and flipped the governor’s mansion RED. The pollsters missed by 26 points. Stop believing them.
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Replying to @hoofnagle
Genuinely thoughtful analysis by @sfc_opinions
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