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Joined May 2019
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One last time...
Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.
According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.
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Pretty funny stuff. Unfortunately the fog is coming
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
Beautiful things are happening the world of spam messages
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It’s probably good for society that every major global election results in a 50/50 split
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My mom is turning 76 today and wants to go to Cheesecake Factory for lunch and that’s just fine with me
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Imagine going to bed earlier than 11:30 pm
🕚 Average Bedtime by U.S. State 🇺🇸 Hawaii — 11:06 pm 🇺🇸 New Mexico — 11:12 pm 🇺🇸 Arizona — 11:12 pm 🇺🇸 Maine — 11:13 pm 🇺🇸 Wyoming — 11:17 pm 🇺🇸 New Hampshire — 11:19 pm 🇺🇸 Colorado — 11:19 pm 🇺🇸 Rhode Island — 11:21 pm 🇺🇸 Wisconsin — 11:22 pm 🇺🇸 Montana — 11:23 pm 🇺🇸 South Dakota — 11:23 pm 🇺🇸 Mississippi — 11:25 pm 🇺🇸 Delaware — 11:26 pm 🇺🇸 Nevada — 11:26 pm 🇺🇸 Alabama — 11:29 pm 🇺🇸 Alaska — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Tennessee — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Vermont — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Idaho — 11:30 pm 🇺🇸 Louisiana — 11:31 pm 🇺🇸 Iowa — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Minnesota — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Washington — 11:33 pm 🇺🇸 Nebraska — 11:34 pm 🇺🇸 Missouri — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 Oregon — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 South Carolina — 11:35 pm 🇺🇸 North Carolina — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Arkansas — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Kansas — 11:36 pm 🇺🇸 Massachusetts — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 Illinois — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 Florida — 11:37 pm 🇺🇸 California — 11:38 pm 🇺🇸 Virginia — 11:38 pm 🇺🇸 Connecticut — 11:40 pm 🇺🇸 Pennsylvania — 11:41 pm 🇺🇸 Oklahoma — 11:42 pm 🇺🇸 Maryland — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 Texas — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 West Virginia — 11:43 pm 🇺🇸 North Dakota — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 Michigan — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 Indiana — 11:44 pm 🇺🇸 New Jersey — 11:46 pm 🇺🇸 Utah — 11:47 pm 🇺🇸 Ohio — 11:47 pm 🇺🇸 Georgia — 11:49 pm 🇺🇸 Kentucky — 11:50 pm 🇺🇸 New York — 11:53 pm 🇺🇸 District of Columbia — 11:56 pm U.S. average — 11:37 pm Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20–11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours). Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Women’s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (1970)
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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“Flávio has given up,” an adviser to the Bolsonaro family told me. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week and that he may have a long prison term ahead.” washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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Frankenstein is the name of the monster. I'm sorry but that's just real life.
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picking techberries in the cyberbog
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
I like it when Tom and Jerry act nice to each other when they’re caught at a disadvantage. I don’t pay attention to the implied threat of a raised mallet, I only see the smile
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
My reactive armor plating will handle it.
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
I’ve been listening to purple mountains for the first time and I can’t believe that this guy ended up taking his life
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
Mutual w 85 followers and hasn't tweeted since 2020 liked my tweet. Thats who I fuckn do it for.
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Economist in bio
The fact that so many people prefer WFH, prioritizing instant gratification at the cost of better long term outcomes, is in fact evidence that most adults are children.
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slán 🇵🇸 retweeted
Georginio Rutter finishes off a slick Brighton move to complete his brace ✨ 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max
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i was on the original writing team of "for he's a jolly good fellow", i wanted "which anyone can attest" instead of "which nobody can deny" caused a bitter split between me and the group, never saw a dime
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