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First in the family tree, to earn a college degree! 21 sweet days away from graduating from THE Texas A&M University...A WHOOP! 👍🏽 @TAMU @AggieNetwork
THIS!!!!!! Nobody ever asked for it either, but how else do they stay taking our money?
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trunk or treat is the worst thing to happen to Halloween. you're supposed to run from door to door, stumbling over unfamiliar terrain in the dark with a pillowcase full of candy. not picking it out of the trunk of someone's RAV4 in a parking lot
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AGGIES UPSET CATS IN A SWEEP ‼️🤯
No. 19 @AggieVolleyball takes down No. 4 Kentucky in a sweep on the road!
#NCAAWVB
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Do you understand what happens when we deport ALL the illegal immigrants?
- Wages increase
- Rent prices fall
- Traffic decreases
- Insurance rates fall
- Insurance rates drop
- Housing prices plummet
- Welfare spending plummets
- Hospital overcrowding eases
- Crime dramatically decreases
- Classrooms become less crowded
- Teenagers can get good jobs again
- Court systems become less burdened
- Competition for starter homes drops
- Emergency rooms become less strained
- Nearly all prices on everything drops
- All government services are less strained
Literally every single thing in life gets better if we just deport them all.
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So did the US government just give every gas station and corner store in America to indians?
Like what the hell is going on? Is it illegal to own a gas station if you're not Indian or something?
Peak American moment
The Minions were on the run in Albuquerque last night!
Yes, that’s the costume we ended up getting at Spirit Halloween. We wanted matching costumes for all three of us, and this was the only one they had in all our sizes.
After that, we went to a Halloween party (a week early, I know) and played USA vs Germany in beer pong. It ended in a 1-1 draw, so the deciding game will be played at the tailgate today! 🇺🇸🇩🇪
Paxton & Abbott will get RICH by allowing Elon to take over. Farmland all replaced by concrete.
The blue side wants open borders & free stuff for all.
Yeah I don’t want none of that…
I wish they didn’t let so many people sit “court side” during NBA games…I don’t like looking at folks like princess diaries, and you can hardly tell where the players bench starts.
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I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
Does this count for financial aid fraud? 🤧
BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered.
"If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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DOJ's published guidance caps individual whistleblower rewards at up to $30,000 per tip, not an uncapped 1% of fraud uncovered, with a total program fund of $25 million. A $1 billion fraud tip would not yield a $10 million payout under the official program rules. newsweek.com/trump-vance-of… foxnews.com/politics/trump…























