Jackie (@thejackiedutton) header
Jackie (@thejackiedutton) profile picture
East Coast, USA
Joined April 2021
Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)Photo by Jackie (@thejackiedutton)
The solution is to have a Federal government so small it hardly matters who is in charge.
284
731
91
8,152
106,353
Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
100
3,917
110
53,597
1,275,186
Jackie retweeted
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
1,413
24,173
1,330
239,111
3,325,219
Jackie retweeted
Elon built something real without taking a cent from you. Newsom spent a fortune of your money and still can’t show you a working railroad. One of these things is an achievement. The other is a scam.
5
19
47
2,099
Replying to @LangmanVince
everyone's a fuckin rollercoaster safety engineer all the sudden
3
2
333
7,170
Saitama dev Manny The Hitman is COOKED This article from Reuters Mfer cashed TWENTY MILLION?! What about Crypto Noah he got 40 mil Aussie Rob got 100 mill Nam got 15 and he’s up next 😬
72
43
8
194
17,473
NEW: Dr. Fauci was concerned in January 2021 that the second dose of the COVID shot “theoretically could be associated with miscarriage in the 1st trimester.”   @SenRandPaul and I released the texts between Anthony Fauci, Rochelle Walensky, and Vivek Murthy below.   While I’ve been conducting oversight for years, now that we have the documents and Fauci’s government-issued phone, my investigation has only just begun.
1,679
5,557
1,168
18,510
7,442,813
You can in fact feed your family of 5 for $11.71 without having to result to ultra processed prepared food… Www.planyourmeals.org - it’s free.
2
3
9
4,463
I can't keep my BTC on centralized exchanges because they might go bankrupt or freeze withdrawals. I can't keep my BTC in hot software wallets because my laptop might get hacked. I can't keep my BTC in cold hardware wallets because there could be a bug on the manufacturer's side that exposes my seed phrase. I can't deploy my BTC in DeFi because there's like a new eight-figure hack every month. So where am I supposed to keep my BTC?
3,859
557
415
9,986
1,418,246
Jackie retweeted
I didn't realize science needed so many attorneys to defend it.
140
2,817
62
29,658
257,712
Jackie retweeted
Lindsey Graham dying a million times more suspicious than Charlie Kirk but unfortunately Candace wasn’t in love with him so we won’t get to the bottom of it
64
265
10
5,176
121,417
Replying to @RealCandaceO
Candace: “Ben wasn’t Charlie’s friend” Also Candace: *publishes their private texts after his murder* *trashes his wife all over social media* *advocates for the release of his real murderer* *divides the people Charlie spent years uniting with bullshit conspiracy theories*
1
3
345
Jackie retweeted
out of all the rich people you can hate, mfers chose the *one guy solving rocket science* instead of having orgies in the Aegean youd retire after 2M in net worth but yes, the guy choosing to still work for civilization after 1 TRILLION is the problem derptardio
180
289
29
5,301
157,702
Jackie retweeted
THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!
529
13,243
292
110,891
1,494,467
If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.
2,754
16,990
1,390
85,837
5,595,863
Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology. Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested. Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel. Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.
409
3,357
785
31,706
10,149,374
Jackie retweeted
They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.
290
3,905
173
59,223
833,184
Jackie retweeted
April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic
402
35,782
533
265,302
3,372,630
Pro Tip: If you want to elect a Female President stop telling everyone that women are too dumb to figure out VOTER ID.
423
4,246
202
29,623
306,743
“it’s trivially easy to make an mRNA vaccine to cure cancer” followed by “but we’re still extremely far from proving it works” is not the flex you think it is but also the most accidentally honest summary of everything wrong with modern science i’ve ever read. the science works, the institution doesn’t. and the institution will let you die on a waiting list before it admits that a guy with chatgpt and $3,000 just did what they need 15 years, $2 billion, and six committees to approve. academia has become a parking lot for bureaucrats who gatekeep cures and progress because their tenure depends on it. the biggest medical advances in history didn’t have an IRB protocol. medical breakthroughs happen because someone just did the thing.
Replying to @PatrickHeizer
I literally have an ongoing cancer experiment where 100% of the untreated and control animals have had to be euthanized while 100% of the treatment animals are seemingly unaffected. But we're still extremely far away from "proving that it works." Science is hard.
166
623
55
4,926
341,578