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Bro. I’m telling you right now, you will not regret watching this one. I try not to oversell shit. Fuckin trust me on this ONE video.
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when they find out you fawned instead of fought when you got raped they kill you
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weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede
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Quit listening to Weezer with the geezers and come listen to Ween with a queen👑
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i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon
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Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald
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i don’t have a praise kink so much as i have a “confirmation that im not in trouble” kink and praise just happens to be direct confirmation that im not in trouble and nothing bad is going to happen
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I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them


































