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Just two hours before family pictures and I’m talking to myself in the mirror:
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Happy Birthday John Lithgow @TommyB43
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Happy birthday to the youngest NBA MVP in league history Derrick Rose, who like @tommyb43 had his body break down and played most of his career past his prime.
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It may not be a miracle today, but @TeamUSA hockey has a chance to win gold today 46 years after the miracle on ice and 43 years after little miracle @verynotben was born. Do it for him! #HappyBirthday
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I made this video with a Rodecaster Pro, Adobe Audition, and Final Cut Pro. Sharing for zero reason, honest.
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While on the Bears, every Monday during football season America's punter Brad Maynard was featured on "Maynard Monday" with Eric and Kathy on 101.9 the Mix in Chicago where he discusses the previous Bears game. Someone with the tapes please contact my consigliere @TommyB43
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Wasn't expecting ⁦@BlindMike_⁩ to have a psychotic break at the hands of a middle America Andy Kaufman on ⁦@BlindMikeProj⁩... I heard he's not taking ⁦Box Eating Dad's calls either podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Just saw @MikeMutnansky walking outside of @kirkminshow studio
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Diamonds in the Rough
This Christmas, dream huge. Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson star in SONG SUNG BLUE, featuring the iconic songs of Neil Diamond. Only in theaters December 25.
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Glad @BlindMike_ found his black tshirt and pantsuit combo, sure to be lots of compliments, or are they making fun of you #huskysize #trendsetter
I dread shopping anywhere but @MiltonsForMen - They found me everything I need for a wedding and had me in and out in 10 minutes. Easiest experience ever.
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I hope this is a @CraigVGS episode of @BlindMikeProj
‘Stuttering John’ suing podcaster pair for ‘surreptitiously’ recording his voice and mocking him trib.al/O8T2opm
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The 𝘿𝙀𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙀𝙍𝘼 starts now. @hittingmental
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
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would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room
Thanks for the music, Ozzy Osbourne - Rest easy
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Poor handsome and jacked Henry Cavill
James Gunn says the day his DC deal closed, Warner Bros announced Henry Cavill’s return as Superman — without his knowledge, even as he was already planning his own #Superman movie "It was really unfortunate what happened ... this poor guy" "There were people trying to force their way ... and it was never part of the equation" (via Happy Sad Confused)
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🇺🇸 For sure to be @MatteoJorg @NPowless @seppkuss @BrandonMcNult or @QuinnSimmons9 🇺🇸
🗳️ Each week during the #TDF2025, you can vote for the best domestique with the @hautsdeseinefr. Stay tuned! 🗳️ Durant le Tour de France, c'est à vous de décerner un prix sportif en votant pour le meilleur équipier de la semaine avec les @hautsdeseinefr. 👋 @PierroooRolland
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Certified Bond Villain @TheSlowRidePod
Jonas Vingegaard’s official TDF jersey portrait 🥰🐝
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Bonjour
À 1️⃣0️⃣ jours du départ de la 112ème édition du Tour de France, découvrez les chiffres clefs ! 📶 #TDF2025
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Merci #ingles
1️⃣0️⃣ days to go before the start of the 112th edition of the Tour de France. 📶 Discover the key figures of this edition! ⤵️ #TDF2025
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