
Writer. Multifandom enjoyer. SNL commentator. โก๏ธ. Activist. NYC by way of Chicago/LA. Opinions are my own. #SeniorSwiftie
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We are entering the longest possible Jewish year, 385 days, and damn right Iโm going to make it my year
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What on earth IS IT about the way the sun hits the trees around 4 PM in late October?!
Itโs like somebody opens a little door to your childhood for approximately three seconds.
And then itโs gone again.
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If youโd like a break from *gestures broadly at all of this* the capybaras at the Edinburgh Zoo are locked in a scandalous love triangle.
We have retired our family joke of โvote early and oftenโ in this age of voter fraud allegations
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George Fouracres and @sethmeyers look back at early reviews of "SNL UK"
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the way we say fuck cancer can we also say fuck dementia/alzheimerโs
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and thank you to John Mulaney for bringing awareness to Patrick Stewart delivering one of the best SNL musical guest intros of all time
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the weather in NYC has just been immaculate the last week. the platonic ideal of autumnal
In your 20s-30s the sorting hat decides what kind of specialist you get referred to, and itโs inevitable, there will be one
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Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called โPTSDโ that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina

















