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Writer. Multifandom enjoyer. SNL commentator. โœก๏ธ. Activist. NYC by way of Chicago/LA. Opinions are my own. #SeniorSwiftie

New York, NY
Joined May 2012
We are entering the longest possible Jewish year, 385 days, and damn right Iโ€™m going to make it my year
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What on earth IS IT about the way the sun hits the trees around 4 PM in late October?! Itโ€™s like somebody opens a little door to your childhood for approximately three seconds. And then itโ€™s gone again.
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And also he needs to be the next Doctor once Doctor Who gets itself together
actually need to put George Fouracres in my pocket
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They only hire you for MTA subway conductor if you have a voice like the adults in โ€˜Peanutsโ€™
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So a NY 9 but a Midwestern 12
Friday's Weather Rating: 9/10 Another gem!!! High temperatures reach the lower 70s with mostly sunny skies and increasingly comfortable dew points. Northwest winds are a bit blustery at times and it gets chilly tonight, but for the most part the vibes remain fantastic!!
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If youโ€™d like a break from *gestures broadly at all of this* the capybaras at the Edinburgh Zoo are locked in a scandalous love triangle.
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i really thought he was gonna play himself but mariska said nah baby get to WORK
PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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We have retired our family joke of โ€œvote early and oftenโ€ in this age of voter fraud allegations
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actually need to put George Fouracres in my pocket
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George Fouracres and @sethmeyers look back at early reviews of "SNL UK"
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RIP Sir Patrick Stewart (1940-2026)
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the way we say fuck cancer can we also say fuck dementia/alzheimerโ€™s
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Rachel โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿž retweeted
and thank you to John Mulaney for bringing awareness to Patrick Stewart delivering one of the best SNL musical guest intros of all time
Patrick Stewart was one of the finest contemporary Shakespearean performers who also happened to be a sci-fi and comic book film legend. He brought his stage gravitas to every role no matter what. Have a toast to his memory tonight.
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the weather in NYC has just been immaculate the last week. the platonic ideal of autumnal
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JAJ and adopting new castmembers ๐Ÿ˜Š
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lets have a leaf on us and loaf with mama
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I *could* go to Noah MetLife but I think I need to have the full experience at Fenway
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In your 20s-30s the sorting hat decides what kind of specialist you get referred to, and itโ€™s inevitable, there will be one
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Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called โ€œPTSDโ€ that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
This has turned into kind of a weird election. And this is just based on social media, not any reporting. But based on vibes from Republicans, you'd expect Democrats to end up with 55 Senate seats. But based on the vibes from Democrats, you'd expect 50.500001.
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Itโ€™s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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