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…love was one of the things that separated humans from machines…
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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– at San Raymundo Jalpan, Oaxaca
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it's a beautiful thing
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no hay gpts ni claudes aquí. zero. ninguno. pura ricura.
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Psychology of People Who Clean While They Cook
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BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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‼️ Anthropic and Google researchers found a flaw that lets one crafted packet hijack a server during network boot, before Secure Boot checks the OS. Almost all servers on earth are affected. CVE-2026-97631 sits in TianoCore EDK II, code in the UEFI firmware of most servers.
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The vulnerability is limited to servers actively PXE network-booting with vulnerable EDK II firmware; most servers boot from local disks and are unaffected in normal use, with Intel noting limited impact on supported products. github.com/tianocore/edk2… arstechnica.com/security/2026/…
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la mayoría de mis amigas hetero dicen que los hombres fingen al principio de la relación hasta que logran amarrar algo. Ud que opina, amable lector
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vaya. quien diría que Barbie siempre tuvo razón.
cheat code for life: act like the person you want to become.
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o sea que siempre vamos a rockear
Apparently people with ADHD are about 30% behind in developmental maturity. According to my doc, if you're 40, you feel 28 and view yourself around that age. 🫠 This explains SO much. Your intelligence and IQ aren’t worse, you just are younger internally upstairs. I asked google. It said yup. I asked AI. It lol'd and said yup. So... never growing up I guess.
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I vibe'd my favorite game from 30 years ago, SubSpace, a masterpiece of a multiplayer space battler! now playable in your browser! Introducing Zubspace 😁🕹️ A remake of SubSpace with the same ships, maps, sounds and feel as the original, and OSS. Play free on desktop: zubspace.gg
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Claude, prográmate un asadito. Make no mistakes.
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We believe voice is the most natural way to interact with intelligence, so we created Dessa, the most authentic full-duplex speech model ever built. Talking with it feels like talking with a person…full of emotion, nuance, pauses, and a natural cadence. block.xyz/dessa
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instalar drivers para winmodem en mi primer computadora para poder conectarme a Internet, tenía como 14 o 15 años. tuve que usar diskettes. eran tiempos salvajes.
¿Cuál ha sido su experiencia más complicada usando Linux? La mía: romper el GRUB y que Windows desapareciera del dual boot un día antes de entregar un proyecto 😭 Cuéntenme la suya, los leo 👀
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The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.
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in my experience Astra is the most proactive model. which isn’t exactly great because it tends to drift into fixing stupid things that don’t matter much. Astra is a great planner but a bad implementer.
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>"So basically the entire Internet runs on PHP and today they found some critical secu-" >"Honey, please shut the fuck up."
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otra vez litellm??!
🚨 LiteLLM, a Python package for connecting to AI model providers with 92M+ monthly downloads, has been compromised. Version 1.107.0 ships credential-stealing malware through PyPI wheels and Docker images, targeting cloud credentials, developer secrets, and AI tools.
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Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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