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I’m at the Mainframe… I’m at the swimming pool…. I’m at the combination Mainframe swimming pool
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For those of you who haven’t realized just how serious this is yet, they have already made all of the saguaros in Arizona gay!!!!
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Just discovered that Haley Stevens woman has a fiancé that looks like a live action Wallace & Grommit character.
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he’s f*cking taking f*cking turns so they have f*cking eat at the same f*cking time this is so f*cking cute 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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Someone microwaved fish in the break room
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Step 1: Shag an apple.
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🤖 Made with AI
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logging on to x dot com Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987 / United States / Andy Sidaris 🚽🐍💥💀sound on💀💥🐍🚽
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You won’t get away with this again Wo Fat!!!!
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Steely Dan - Schlitz Beer Radio Jingle from 70's This is the best commercial jingle a band has ever made. No debate.
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On sept 24, 2011, this was my FB Status: “I NEED ACTION!!!!! I'm gonna go pick apples & see that new Jason Statham flick.”
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"The hilarious thriller of a cat who became an FBI informant." That Darn Cat, by The Gordons. Corgi Crime, 1966.
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don’t invite me to the function unless we’re doing whatever the hell this is
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Shouldn’t Robert Plant have said “I’m gonna give you every centimeter of my love” rather than “inch of my love” in “Whole Lotta Love,” considering Led Zep is English and the UK uses the metric system?
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Movie listings, spring 1999
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Had two beers, now completely flushed.
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Having a Twin Peaks kind of travel experience. My Lyft driver had one leg but insisted on heaving my suitcase in and out of the trunk, also barely spoke English but seemed to be saying something significant to me.
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New: very old muscle mommy, a meowing cat that I can’t locate, a man wearing macho man sunglasses indoors, a woman aggressively using a sticky lint roller on herself in the bathroom.
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My second Lyft driver was Mongolian but was singing along to country music.
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I think I could watch this on a continuous loop all day and laugh until I cried each time.
I can’t sleep….. I just watched this video and laughed so hard my husband woke up from snoring loudly and my dog started barking….. Anyways this friggen bird is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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