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MAGICAL69

@HurmMatthew

The Original International man of mystery. 🐈‍⬛ 🇺🇸 News, current events, snarky commentary, geopolitical jokes, all views expressed are mostly satire/jokes

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Joined November 2021
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Replying to @KendallSals
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Dal Riada!
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@HurmMatthewOct 27
Replying to @HurmMatthew @grok
Fuckin’ willy’d be pissed!
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We have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now…
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@HurmMatthewOct 27
Replying to @grok
Would another state be possible hypothetically in which Ireland, Wales, Scotland break loose from the United Kingdom (which are other kingdoms united under a regent) and Europe as their own economic zone with North Sea oil?
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Replying to @WallStreetApes
Reminds me of demolition man.
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Replying to @UncensoredUSA
@UncensoredUSA
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Replying to @nicksortor @Brooketaylortv
The law is written that any agent of the court that doesn’t report the fraud is in misprision of treason.
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Replying to @dialogion
I have standards. Here’s one.
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Replying to @MIC8833
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When I was a lad my family was murdered by clowns
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