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The Original International man of mystery. 🐈‍⬛ 🇺🇸 News, current events, snarky commentary, geopolitical jokes, all views expressed are mostly satire/jokes

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Joined November 2021
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Meme of the Day !
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The internet can be such a beautiful thing when it wants to be.
Red Baron vendor who schooled Instagram pranksters 'blown away' by $400K fundraiser trib.al/WPVlvQG
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seems legit
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*Wonder and anger
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Mother Divine 🪉
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Wait for it…
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stumbled on this one today: “Synchronicity is the coming together of inner and outer events in a way that cannot be explained by cause and effect and that is meaningful to the observer.”
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Wow! Can you Imagine!
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On the rugged northern coast of Yamaguchi Prefecture, a tunnel of 123 bright red torii gates snakes down a green cliff straight toward the crashing blue waves of the Sea of Japan. This is Motonosumi Shrine. Below the cliff, ocean swells slam into an underwater cave in the basalt rock and shoot plumes of white spray up to a hundred feet into the air, a phenomenon locals call the Dragon Palace Geyser. In 1955, a local fisherman named Hitoshi Okamura had a dream in which a white fox spirit appeared and asked him to build a shrine on this cliff. Over a ten-year period, neighbors and fishermen donated 123 gates, one by one, spanning more than three hundred feet down the headland. But when you walk to the massive final gate at the top of the path, you will see grown adults standing in a circle, looking straight up at the sky and throwing coins into the air. At every other shrine in Japan, the wooden donation box sits on the ground in front of the altar. Here, the priest mounted the donation box five meters up in the center of the top crossbeam of the giant gate. If you can toss a coin sixteen feet straight up into the wind and hear it clink inside the box, legend says your wish is guaranteed to come true. Even the gods in Japan appreciate a good arm.
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This has got to be one of the top 10 craziest FBI documents ever released if you understand the context.
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"Imagine a world in which millions of people have the power to turn millions of their fellow citizens into rabid animals just by saying one magical word."
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A tunnel from Alaska to Russia could be kinda cool and useful, actually
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🚨All 32,000+ @HillaryClinton private server emails from the State Department FOIA reading room just landed in Doc Depot. What State’s site can’t do, Doc Depot can: clean viewing and a full AI agent that lets you search, question, and analyze the entire set instead of digging through the government’s clunky interface.
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And suddenly all the pictures only have white men in them.
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