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The Original International man of mystery. 🐈‍⬛ 🇺🇸 News, current events, snarky commentary, geopolitical jokes, all views expressed are mostly satire/jokes

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Joined November 2021
I really do feel like I am in this movie, my name is Not Sure, and everyone is drinking Brawndo. No wonder we are alone in the cosmos. If there are other cultures out there, I suspect they have some rather funny nicknames for humanity - and a warning to steer clear.
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"Imagine a world in which millions of people have the power to turn millions of their fellow citizens into rabid animals just by saying one magical word."
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A tunnel from Alaska to Russia could be kinda cool and useful, actually
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🚨All 32,000+ @HillaryClinton private server emails from the State Department FOIA reading room just landed in Doc Depot. What State’s site can’t do, Doc Depot can: clean viewing and a full AI agent that lets you search, question, and analyze the entire set instead of digging through the government’s clunky interface.
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💯 I had this happen once I was so nervous I slept the whole time. We talked for a half an hour, then she started stalking me. Left her phone number in the dustbin at work, friends later set me up with her. Massive headcannon.
Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me.
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No, you’ve got it.
A former NASA engineer says his team has identified an electrostatic "New Force" that can generate thrust without any propellant, potentially challenging established physics and enabling devices capable of countering Earth's gravity. Dr. Charles Buhler, a longtime NASA veteran and co-founder of Exodus Propulsion Technologies, claims that his group has uncovered a novel force produced purely through electric fields. Their experimental propulsion system creates directional thrust without expelling mass, unlike conventional rockets that rely on large amounts of heavy fuel. If validated, this propellantless technology could revolutionize spaceflight by slashing spacecraft weight and making sustained, fuel-free exploration of deep space possible. The broader scientific community remains cautious. A reactionless drive of this kind would appear to contradict Newton's third law and the conservation of momentum. Earlier claims for "impossible" engines, such as the EmDrive, were ultimately debunked after careful testing eliminated experimental artifacts. Buhler's extensive expertise in electrostatics, developed at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, gives the announcement more credibility than most fringe proposals. Nevertheless, the results require rigorous independent replication and peer-reviewed validation before they can be accepted as a genuine breakthrough.
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And suddenly all the pictures only have white men in them.
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Two psychopaths, who have gotten up to repugnant before the eyes of God type shit telling you not to trust whitey.
Oprah and Big Mike giving talks on oppression, is like a cast member of “My 600lb life” talking about a health.
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Just because I’m loud and boorish doesn’t mean I’m a churl, I’m Scottish and deaf!
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There is a difference between a civilization becoming more knowledgeable and becoming more capable of discovering when its knowledge is wrong.
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Joe Rogan is horrified as Steve Hilton reveals where the 330,000 migrant kids Biden lost actually ended up. ROGAN: “Holy f*ck!” HILTON: “The way Bobby puts it is that Becerra turned HHS into the largest child trafficking operation in history.” A caseworker told Hilton they were ordered to ignore obviously fake IDs and get the kids out the door as fast as possible. Their directive was “Speed over safety.” If something happens to the kids, so be it. One girl was put on a plane, handed off to three strange men, and forced to work 20 hours a day. ROGAN: “Oh my God, it’s shocking. That’s so evil.” The kids were given a hotline to call if they were in danger. The problem was getting anyone to answer. HILTON: “There were 65,000 unanswered calls to the hotline.” And the people who flagged it? “FIRED.” ROGAN: “It doesn’t even seem like it could be real.” When Bobby Kennedy Jr. previously described what happened to these kids, he called it a “huge, huge tragedy.” KENNEDY: “One guy pretended to be the parent of 42 children. We have no idea what happened to those kids.” “There was about 60 kids who were sent to one address. When we looked at that address, it was a container, a steel container in the middle of a parking lot.” “A lot of them were sent to work at slaughterhouses and picking fruits in the fields. They were slaves.” “It’s a huge, huge tragedy. My agency [under Biden] was the single biggest child trafficker in the world.” And now Xavier Becerra, the man who presided over all of it, wants to be governor of California. Steve Hilton is running against him.
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Finishing a steak in an air fryer, for fun.
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Consent based abortion. Consent based sex. Consent based gender relations. Consent based genital surgery. Consent based assisted suislide. Yoink! JK we never really cared about consent just let us do what we want with your body and we get to make up the justification afterward.
BREAKING: Canada Wants to Legalize MAID Without Consent for Mentally Ill Patients buff.ly/ZXeIkIc
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Jeffrey Epstein was also Marius Robert Fortelni. This is an official passport with a different name that was released in the files and yes that is Jeffery Epstein.
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The administration that created the problem, and profited from the solution which ended up having unforeseen consequences; or was abjectly banal in its clinical evil. There’s a patent.
Barack Obama said they clinically tested the vaccine on BILLIONS of people worldwide, which is self-admittance of being in violation of the Nuremberg Code. Pfizer once released a statement saying they may not be able to prove efficacy or safety, which describes the same violation. They knew it would harm us and they mandated us to take it.
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How I wish this were true.
Someone is in love with you. You may not know who they are, but someone thinks you’re the bee’s knees.
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