The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Fly over country
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Everything we’ve ever tweeted about corporate liberal politicians is correct. Scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds
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Two consecutive times at fast food drive-thru’s I’ve been given an extra free item I didn’t order. I feel like a new X-Man who hasn’t yet figured out how my super power works.
"Israel comes to me in my dreams!" Haley Stevens was already a paid foreign agent so betraying her party was child's play.
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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If The Titanic were around today, you can bet they'd offer things like Steerage Plus™.
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Scientists say flies can see 45 seconds into the future. They can not only avoid your immediate swipe at them, but watch you finish your cigarette and coffee before you get up to grab the fly swatter.
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I saw a fake Halloween cemetery at a trailer park. Nothing would be scarier than mobile home ghosts because you know those are new fresh ghosts and not old drag-ass haunted house apparitions.
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Talking to a survivalist in the faucet aisle at Home Depot who says hot water is a scam.
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Third grade is when you get the best vocabulary words. Showy prefixes, cavalier silent letters. You're only eight years old, and they're trusting you with the good stuff.
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(Moody 20s)
Probably that time of the month
(Moody 40s)
Probably perimenopause
(Moody 50s )
Oh shit, this is just my personality
