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Joined January 2026
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Adani-fication of India: 2014–2025
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Public fatigue is now being taken as evidence of a paid campaign 👍🏽
"Three months ago huge noise was made against the E20 fuel. Now rage against E20 fuel is over. Hence proved It was a paid campaign." — Nitin Gadkari, Transport Minister
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Congress ke time pe acche gaane bante the 😭
Why isn’t Bollywood making songs like this anymore? 😭
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India is an extremely stressful country to live in! I lived for 37 years outside India in the developed world and came back 10 years ago! If you live in India, escape it! If you are outside India, never come back to it! 1) There is no accountability from the govt or the sarkari babu for the income taxes you pay 2) Your income taxes are being looted with the tax terror attacks 3) Your expenses are up - but the govt refuses to inflation adjust income tax slabs yearly 4) You buy a vehicle you end up paying 50% in taxes and almost 50% in fuel costs and 18% GST on service just to run it - with tolls and pothole roads, and if you’re in accident your pay for repairs apart from the road rage or traffic cop harassment looking for a bribe 5) They are taxing you like Europe but giving your sub Sahara Africa returns 6) Pay Rs 25 lakhs in cancer treatment - with 12% GST on cancer medicine/ blood transfusions and deal with ageist doctors, money grab hospitals, rude nurses and still not be sure if the medicines are fake or genuine! Things go wrong - nobody is accountable 7) Food, water, milk, fruit - can all be contaminated- analogy paneer / washing powder in milk, anyone? 8) Have court cases against builders - they used a new govt policy to cheat you! Get a judgment after 5 years in RERA (should take 60 days) and they don’t or can’t enforce their own judgments - the district administration doesn’t enforce recovery certificates ! Over 3000 pending in Gurugram alone over Rs 700 crores 9) invest in property ? The builder is already thinking of ways to cheat you! Changes your allotment, can delay project indefinitely, can change the CD, and they charge 5-8% in registration for this! Try to reason with them - they can shout at you or even threaten you! 10) invest in India markets? Govt can change policy arbitrarily every year - currency crashes, markets crash, FII run out and you’re left holding the bag! They even take tax on losses with STT 11) Your children are breathing toxic air because of farm fires every November/ December! So what does the govt do? Make your own life miserable by GARP odd/even so you can’t even take them to school in your car. 12) Thinking of a start-up? Get influenced by all the unicorn stories ? Do you know how many failed or are failing because of corruption, incompetence and sarkari processes ? 13) Your parents pass - didn’t update their nominee details because they were nominees for each other ? Get ready for another nightmare with banks and courts! 14) Get income tax notices for something from 5 years ago - you can’t even remember what it was or what was missed during Covid or during deaths in the family - they will keep harassing you! “Where did your earn this interest in your bank from” they ask you! Why do you have accounts in foreign countries ? Sir, NRI for 37 years - all white income! See how much I also invested in India and through bank transfers, and pay in tax. You need to drop everything in your life and answer them - or else!!! you can’t sleep at night - until the next notice arrives! 15) Eating out? Can’t be sure if you will get diarrhoea or typhoid ! Wife in hospital for Typhoid! Come home for 1 hour to freshen up at 10 pm and they move her to ICU when you are not there. Sir -Blood pressure dropped due to blood transfusion! But she was fine? 16) Go to any sarkari office - get treated like dirt! They will work at their own pace - no integrity or shame! Why did you even bother coming? 17) lose your job working in the private sector? Is there safety net for you and your family? 18) Don’t buy gold or invest in $$! But politicians are distributing gold to their voters! If you are a private sector individual in India - leave asap or become corrupt - that’s the lesson! @narendramodi @PMOIndia @FinMinIndia @nsitharaman @indSupremeCourt @MLJ_GoI @MoHUA_India @IncomeTaxIndia @IncomeTaxPayers @MoHFW_INDIA @NRIPulse #NRI #AbolishIncomeTax @RBI @DrSJaishankar @MEAIndia @CivicOp_india @cmohry #Gurugram #Haryana #India
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Joel Alva retweeted
Chitra behenji ko koi BJP ticket dilwao bhae
1 नवंबर की डेट 'अराजकता सेट' ? देखिए 'जनहित' @Chitraaum के साथ रात 9.00 बजे, abp न्यूज़ पर abplive.com/live-tv #Janhit #ChitraTripathiOnABP #Congress #SIR #GyaneshKumar #RahulGandhi #PublicImpeachment
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We extend our support to the INDIA Bloc’s November 1 protest rally. Justice and accountability must prevail! #GyaneshMustGo
GYANU MUST GO! The Cockroach Janta Party extends its support to the INDIA Bloc’s November 1 rally. Nation above all! #JaiBhim #JaiHind
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Please. You don’t have the stature to utter a single word against Naseer Sahab.
I thought Naseeruddin Shah was just an ordinary actor. I used to respect & like him.. I never knew that he was a dangerous urban Dimagi Naxal ! मुझे उसके असली चरित्र के बारे में बहुत देर से पता चला।। भारत के लोकतंत्र के लिए अत्यंत हानिकारक है।
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Joel Alva retweeted
Ramlila Maidan Sunday November 1, at 12:30 pm. Please join us
On Sunday, 1 November, I.N.D.I.A will stand united at Ramlila Maidan. The fight against Vote Chori is a fight to protect every Indian’s right to choose. The Vote Loot in Bengal and across other states demand answers, not silence! -EVMs under scrutiny -Voter data under question -Electoral rolls under suspicion -Counting under challenge I appeal to students, youth, women, workers and civil society to join us in this fight. When the vote is under threat, silence is not an option. Let us stand together to DEFEND our DEMOCRACY and SAVE our CONSTITUTION. 📍 Ramlila Maidan, Delhi | Sunday, 1 November 12.30
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Why is @narendramodi needed for inauguration of every single metro line in this country? Ridiculous.
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Don't know about burnol but you definitely need Itch Guard
Burn is so big that one tube won't work.
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Replying to @KirenRijiju
नसीरुद्दीन साहब किस दर्जे के अभिनेता है उसका प्रमाण पत्र आपसे नहीं चाहिए उन्हें। फिल्म इंडस्ट्री का हर कलाकार चाटुकार नहीं है सर। नसीर साहब जिंदाबाद।
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You won’t understand what courage looks like Mr Rijiju. At this age, he looks like a more nationalist than any of you. He is speaking up FOR the country (Mind you Modi and your party doesn’t mean India) Naseer Saab could have stayed quiet like many other spineless veteran actors who keep correcting their tweet numbers at a time when their country needed them to speak up. We have also lost respect for them. He is not just an amazing actor on screen but people like him are the real heroes.
I thought Naseeruddin Shah was just an ordinary actor. I used to respect & like him.. I never knew that he was a dangerous urban Dimagi Naxal ! मुझे उसके असली चरित्र के बारे में बहुत देर से पता चला।। भारत के लोकतंत्र के लिए अत्यंत हानिकारक है।
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Perfect time to Upload This Banger
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Joel Alva retweeted
Arnab Goswami pagal go gaya hai.... Uske khwabon me abhi bhi @dhruv_rathee aa raha hai... 🤣🤣🤣
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Indian Mainstream Media for you.
1 नवंबर की डेट 'अराजकता सेट' ? देखिए 'जनहित' @Chitraaum के साथ रात 9.00 बजे, abp न्यूज़ पर abplive.com/live-tv #Janhit #ChitraTripathiOnABP #Congress #SIR #GyaneshKumar #RahulGandhi #PublicImpeachment
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Biggest people in tech? Bro, they're Youtubers, can't even write a "Hello world" program. Stop calling them tech people. People building tech don't go on Apple events to post selfie.
~200 of the biggest people in tech all under one roof. Such is the energy at the apple event today
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Everytime we have a call with the CJP North East team, it becomes impossible to hear the plight of fellow Manipurians. They have been saying this for a while - "Bhaiyya we all feel abandoned". I am not sure what to say in such a moment, for I can't even imagine what the people of Manipur are going through. Let me just say this - @Cockroachisback stands in complete solidarity with the people of Manipur. We sincerely hope that peace comes to your beautiful state, for you all deserve the same happiness as the rest of India.
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Don't worry, all the "arajak" people are already in one party.
हम भी चाहते हैं कि अराजक समूह एक साथ आ जाए। ताकि इन सभी का मुकाबला करने में आसानी हो!
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Odi ji has completely lost it 😂. Cockroaches, it's time to fool the algorithm. @Cockroachisback
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Joel Alva retweeted
India ki kahani badi simple hai - chaar chor desh chala rahe hain. Aur 140 crore log iska anjaam bhugat rahe hain.
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