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@NotPoliticsman

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I wish I could throw eggs at people without consequences
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My tiktok feed is basically just spongebob episodes
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the killer@deadbodyonline1 Nov 2024
i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total
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Alyssa 🌻
@alyssaleann31 Oct 2024
A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating (More screenshots in replies)
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on da cob, we all corn
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charlie (@chunkbardey) profile picture
charlie@chunkbardey22 Oct 2024
looking at old to do lists like wow. i did not do any of that stuff
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Mike 📺@michaelcollado8 Oct 2024
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic5 Oct 2024
whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it
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The Associated Press
@AP9 Oct 2024
Grazer beats the behemoth that killed her cub to win Alaska's Fat Bear Contest apnews.com/article/alaska-fa…

Alaska’s Fat Bear Contest winner finishes ahead of the bear that killed her cub

We have a winner in Alaska’s Fat Bear Contest. Grazer won the popular vote Tuesday, defeating a bear named Chunk.

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as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing
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When I suddenly hear my name in a Zoom meeting that I totally have not been paying attention to
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beep (@beepbat) profile picture
beep@beepbat4 Oct 2024
No silence hits like this silence
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@ancilladominii3 Oct 2024
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when the TSA agent makes sure my passport photo is me
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Going (@goingtweets) profile picture
Going@goingtweets30 Sep 2024
How I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I’m awake and would like a cookie
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meghan (@deloisivete) profile picture
meghan
@deloisivete21 Sep 2024
I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein
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It is my deepest belief that it’s your duty as an American to just like Go To Stuff. Any stuff. Art fair. Food truck festival. Weird one woman show. Ice cream store. Minor league baseball. Movies. Community is an action! It’s something you have to do! Give it a whirl!
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattle11 Sep 2024
The citizens of zootopia are being feasted on
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union person@CantEverDie11 Sep 2024
perhaps one of the creepiest posts of all time
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taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
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I strongly believe that only some form of heavenly intervention or divine inspiration can produce a tweet like this
Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) profile pictureNoah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel11 Sep 2024
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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