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i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total
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A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating (More screenshots in replies)
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on da cob, we all corn
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looking at old to do lists like wow. i did not do any of that stuff
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whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it
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as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing
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When I suddenly hear my name in a Zoom meeting that I totally have not been paying attention to
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No silence hits like this silence
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when the TSA agent makes sure my passport photo is me
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How I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I’m awake and would like a cookie
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I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein
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It is my deepest belief that it’s your duty as an American to just like Go To Stuff. Any stuff. Art fair. Food truck festival. Weird one woman show. Ice cream store. Minor league baseball. Movies. Community is an action! It’s something you have to do! Give it a whirl!
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The citizens of zootopia are being feasted on
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perhaps one of the creepiest posts of all time
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taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
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I strongly believe that only some form of heavenly intervention or divine inspiration can produce a tweet like this
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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DID YALL JUST TELL THE WORLD THIS MAN HAS CHLAMYDIA?!????
BREAKING 🚨: Per Sources, Oklahoma State RB Ollie Gordon II is out (chlamydia) for Saturdays game against Arkansas.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This tweet is not true. Ollie Gordon is not out for Saturday's game. The account often posts satire. The AP reports that "Oklahoma State RB Ollie Gordon II vs. Arkansas run defense" will be a key match up the game on Sept. 7. apnews.com/article/oklaho…
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it's commander biden and he's gonna bite people live onstage
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨
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oh wow they got the couch
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