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I recommend 3 gender reassignments a week. Better for your mind. But only if a high school social studies teacher performs it. If not then it's kind of not as effective
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The SEC had 10 teams in the first CFP rankings, and the MAC had none. But since then, the MAC has 5 wins, and the SEC is winless. Curious.
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Shaquille O'Neal: "Who you calling, the cops?"
Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel."
Charles Barkley roasts Shaq over Kash Patel connection awfulannouncing.com/nba/char…
Not me looking at what I think is a cute bikini on Pinterest and it turns out to be ‘exotic dance wear’
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I know a lot of folks are talking about the election results, but this tweet, from a sitting @VP, is stunning. The decision to go to war is the most solemn responsibility that a President and Vice President have as leaders.
So for you to reduce it to a simple political calculation while we still have 50,000 troops in the Middle East, is one of the most crass, cynical things I've seen. You and President Trump got us into this war, without a clear objective and without regard for the will of the American people. It's cost us American lives and billions of dollars of American treasure, with no end in sight.
Last night, the American people delivered a crystal-clear message about the mismanagement of this war, and what it has done to our pocketbooks. Whether you supported the war or simply failed to stop it, your job is not to try and cover yourself, but to get us out of it.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up.
So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us."
Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026.
There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true.
But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone.
Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were:
1) End the war
2) Focus on cost of living/inflation
3) Put America First
4) Change our relationship to Israel
Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.)
In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you.
The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night.
If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest.
But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there.
I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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I'm NOT posting this for Blackhawks fans.....I'm also not NOT posting it for Blackhawks fans
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The Colts will not be trading Jonathan Taylor before Sunday’s game against the Cowboys, per @AdamSchefter.
Indianapolis has various offers on the table, but they’re still not satisfied.
Taylor will play one more home game before a potential deal happens on Monday or Tuesday.
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"I know we're gonna have to watch them tonight because they're on the broadcast. I got them on the no-watch list because they're so pathetic."
-- PAUL BISSONETTE, on the #Blackhawks
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For the first time since December, Micah Parsons is slated to practice today.
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Caleb Williams has arrived. His numbers for the #Bears over the last three are unassailable.
And our nation is better today, finally. All these craven assholes can face consequences or skitter away to the dustbin of history where they belong.
DBU on @312SportsChi. Links⬇️
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I just want to congratulate Elon Musk for lighting a half a billion dollars on fire to turn Texas blue, you piece of shit.
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A BLUE TSUNAMI: best Democrat result midterms since the Watergate era of the 1970s and a massive cause for celebration 🍾 👏 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊
🥹 wow
BREAKING: Democrats win control of the U.S. Senate, CBS News projects. This means Democrats will control both chambers in the new Congress. cbsn.ws/3UwhyJi
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Dems win the Senate with *checks notes* KANSAS?! For the first time in 100 years?
























