Congratulations Harry 👏🏻 To be the first Englishman in 25 years to win the Ballon d’Or is an extraordinary achievement. Thoroughly well deserved.
Good morning 😁

Oct 27, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

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A Prime Minister rightfully congratulating an English footballer on a historic achievement and the comments are just filled with the whiniest little manbabies.
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Are you going to award him the Ballon d'Cornichon?
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He’s the only English player in the team isn’t he, which begs the question, how did whitey win it?
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What are your plans to knight and celebrate him
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Make this man SIR HARRY KANE
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Congrats Harry, Doesn’t help my freezing grandma or general cost of living though
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Great to see him finally getting things on the shelf well earned after dry Tott spell hard for Welshman to Choose you Giggs never the other day but it was well deserved more so kyl or Lam& you have players2win Wcup if right ones chosen and played win world 🌎 🏆 cup easy
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Bet you’re fuming he’s not from Manchester
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Well done Harry. Welcome to the #MUFC club.
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right. so he kicks an inflatable ball around. really well. GREAT!
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All thanks to his outstanding performance throughout the season. Well deserved.
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What now Andy, a 50 pence saving off a harry Kane top?
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Bit late with the congratulations 🙄
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Come home Harry. Gherkins and marmalade on offers.
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Congrats Harry. Let's celebrate with some gherkins
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Hopefully not another footballer whoever he is to get a KnightHood.
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Not bad for someone who isn't even the best English player of this current moment (Jude Bellingham is clearly England's only truly world class player).
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Tyrique George, future ballon d'or winner, you heard it here first!
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I hear you had to be corrected as you thought he won a ballon on a door😂😂😂
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Harry has just won the Oscar of the football World.
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Yes, congratulations Harry, don’t forget to pick up your cheap Gherkin or reduced in price marmalade before you fly back to Germany will you….
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I assume you’ll try and tax him on the fucking trophy
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Congrats Harry, someone probably had to tell @andyburnham you’d won this last night whilst he was having his Greggs today
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Tbf you are a better dribbler than him Andy!
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Good job you’re out the country Harry , Burnham will tax you on that incoming bonus
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Don't worry Andy, you can win the Bellend Durr!
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You’ll win the Bell d’End.
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Dont worry Andy, your first in line at the moment for the Ballon D'Bellend award.
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Perhaps Harry should be running the country, after all more people voted for him than they did you?
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Good to see you do know what a real English man looks like
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Standing on someone else's success because you are a clear failure
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Achievements like this take hard work, do you have any affinity with one leader of an English team to another?
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Left the UK to do well. Sound familiar?
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Will harry get to save 40 pence per week on his average family shopping thanks to your amazing 5 point plan?
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