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Proud to say that if my son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry, I'd remind him that there is rice at home.

South East Narnia
Joined January 2012
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Me watching people following me because they think I'm smart and kulchured, not knowing that every subsequent tweet is going to be about nyash:
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Loooooooooooooooool this country is in trouble if the only big ideas anyone ever seems to have is raising taxes
Hannah Peaker from the @NEF explains that if you equalise capital gains tax with income tax so you tax wealth at the same rate as work, along with sorting out some of the problems with CGT, some estimates say you could raise £19.7 billion a year.
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Not Will retweeted
The contentfication of the internet is one of the worse things that has happened to social media and society tbh.
"I'm aiming for 100,000 pieces of content a day by next year." This is what it takes to win in content fellas. Time to 10x volume.
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It’s been 5 years @thisisangel @4everBrandy Please. Let’s discuss. I can sort out the licensing myself if you like. I’m a fast learner, I promise!!!
Replying to @khalnero
I am content.
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Also the fact that it was just a week before this snippet was posted that I was saying this needed to happen is exactly why almost nobody can ever shake me out of my music opinions
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Holland Park, South Kensington, Dulwich, Islington, Hither Green/Lee
If you could buy a home in any area in London where are you choosing?
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The way old white people stare at you like they’re bothered you’re in the same space as them will never not be funny
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five communion crackers tall and tore that hallway up
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So let me get this right: if you’re a corrupt right-wing leader who loses an election and is under investigation you get asylum? If you’re a mom and kid fleeing violence you’re not?
Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing his country. This comes a day after they were granted United States visas by the Trump administration.
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🕊️🤍🤍 Rest in eternal peace Javon
🤖 Made with AI
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I’m not making many jokes on here these days. I don’t like that
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Doing something is a recipe for disaster tbh
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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Not Will retweeted
I can’t stand that messy bitch Jason but he’s right!
It all kicked off on Piers Morgan’s show after Jason Lee said that the British media killed Princess Diana.
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This is categorically untrue. They’ll even happen spontaneously.
Good dick don't get threesomes🤷🏽‍♀️
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The amount of people I know who got paid their salaries into their Monzo accounts and lost £1000’s in the process…. Natural selection
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Monzo is a PRA-authorised UK bank (FRN 730427) with eligible deposits protected by the FSCS up to £120,000 per person; no reports show widespread losses from salaries paid into Monzo accounts. monzo.com/features/monzo… monzo.com/legal/fscs-inf… bankofengland.co.uk/prudential-reg…
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Heads up that in the last decade, the full-time equivalent salary on the minimum wage is up 77% from £15k to £26.5k Meanwhile both the personal allowance and the 40% tax band threshold haven't moved in seven years In 2016 someone earning minimum wage paid just £795 of tax a year; now they pay £2,773
🚨NEW: Chancellor John Healey is set to raise the National Living Wage for workers aged 21+ from £12.71 to around £13.20 per hour, while 18–20-year-olds will see their rate increase from £10.85 to £11.27 Both represent an increase of 3.9%
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HUH?????
There’s a deep dive: Pastah and lady in green were charged with DV against his step daughter with the former 2nd wife testifying against THE BOTH of them in 2020, state vs. Ford. The new wife used to be his “daughter”
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Twitter journalists, do your thing because I don’t have time to dive into this
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London will pay you £18,000 to spend 15 weeks doing AI research. Plus they fly you in, pay your rent and feed you. The Pivotal AI Safety Research Fellowship: • £15,000–£18,000 stipend • Travel to London covered • £1,800/month for housing on top of the stipend • Lunch and dinner every weekday • All the compute your research needs • Weekly 1-on-1s with established AI safety researchers • You keep ownership of your research Who can apply? Anyone 18 or older. Past fellows came from ML, philosophy, policy, physics and biology. Where they went next: Google DeepMind, UK AISI, GovAI, the Anthropic Fellowship and PhDs at Oxford and Stanford. Jan 18 – Apr 30, 2027, in London. Bookmark this. Send it to the smartest person you know. Link below 👇 pivotal-research.org/fellows…
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Seeing this visualised is insane but also explains so much about the high earner discourse
Time to post my biannual “how artificially compressed are British wages”. Rising minimum wage and a 50k+ p/a tax bracket that runs to 40% of earnings, and hasn’t adjusted for inflation. This form of artificial wage compression has turned everyone in Britain into low productivity tax cattle - you have zero incentive to become anything other here. This is also a form of ambition and productivity compression. Source, ONS, Fig 5: ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabo…
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