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rygos enjoyer | 30 | they/them | autistic | grocky truther | dip n pip | 🦈🏒 | mdni, occasionally nsfw

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Joined December 2020
I wrote something for my autistic rocky agenda... this time it's a grocky meet-cute. if rage baiting counts as a meet-cute. archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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every time I watch nice guys and june admits to cheating on healy, I remember that this was what he would have looked like at 42 and start hurting people jackson healy She Didn't Deserve You
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when holland and healy make out and healys stray curl on his head tangles with hollands stray hair on his head Just rubbing antennae omg
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‘Why is Stratt so serious’ she laughed and it was so perfect and beautiful a building exploded :(
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realising i actually don’t get as many emails as i thought now ao3 is down.
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every time i open ao3 automatically i add at least 300 words more to my wip instead
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last chapter of amelioration on track to be way longer than the others
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90s russell crowe haunts me... very powerful era for him
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james ortiz and his army of tiny rockys #projecthailmary #rocky #jortiz
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🚨 DON'T LIKE: DON'T READ ⚠️ Check the TAGS, I'm not responsible for your mental health. 341 FICS #PHM #ProjectHailMary #grocky #strattland #Bloodymary & more. drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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real “fork found in kitchen” week for me
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yesterday was fun but also i think going all the way into london and back again in one day might have killed me
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This is actually a lot more drastic than the age checks, as the banned categories are a criminal offence for you personally, rather than a regulation on websites. And if you get caught, the charge will just be “extreme pornography” so everyone will assume you’re a Proper Nonce.
Them banning different types of porn in the UK is so funny because to look at porn in the UK everyone is using a VPN nowerdays so it does nothing
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First they came for bbw facesitting and I did speak out but it was muffled by the bbw facesitting
first they came for the bbw facesitting and i did not speak out because i was not into bbw facesitting
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the fact that if i write about holland march choking on it and publish it i may be committing a crime in the eyes of the uk government
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everyone has their personal reasons for hating atyd but mine is that i actually fucking liked that mott the hoople song before it became associated with the fucking wizard books
The hugely popular #HarryPotter Marauders Fanfiction "All the Young Dudes" has landed a trilogy deal titled "Wolfboy." In the book version, Remus Lupin becomes Reece Morris and Hogwarts becomes the boarding school Hatherlea. The rights are reportedly worth a seven-figure sum!
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being a 70s english glam fan when this fucking fanfic was at peak popularity made me want to off myself
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someone tell dan and phil they might have the same trash can as hudson williams
.@calgaryherald reveals new details of Hudson Williams’ interview episode for ‘The Assembly’ Season 2! “‘What’s the dumbest purchase you made the second you started making the big bucks?’ Answer: ‘An expensive voice-activated garbage can.’ The second question had him quizzed on how he prepares his butt for all the nude shots in Heated Rivalry. Answer: ‘Bulgarian split squats.’ Eventually, the Vancouver actor is asked what it’s like watching his steamy sex scenes with his friends and family, which apparently has included his mother.” 🔗: calgaryherald.com/entertainm…
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british people: what if groceries were affordable british government: NO MORE FACESITTING.
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"First day working for Ao3, think it's going really well"
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HASHTAG NATION CAT DAY!!!! MEOW MEOW!!! add your mandatory cat taxes below!
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