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Functional Programmer for hire. F#, Scala, Kotlin. For web, mobile, cloud and everything around. Founder FuzzyCloud. and Law Student.

India
Joined January 2009
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
RAMAYANA REVIEW —⭐⭐ 2/5, दर्शकों ने लंबे समय तक बेसब्री से इंतज़ार किया, आखिर बदले में मिला क्या?
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
Hakla Ji, Anant Ambani is vegetarian. He has a very strong legal team. Agar FIR kar diya to ache se Louvre lag jaenge. I don't think you can get good lawyer with your $13 payout. Also read BNS 111, 318, 353, 356. It will explain you the consequences of using AI to defame someone or hurt their religious sentiments
Chicken after arriving at Antilia 😭😂
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Does this fatherless Nepali have any idea that Amit Shah is always the last person to leave parliament? He could have confirmed it from his masters.
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Comrade Dr. Bodhisattva's research for the Ramayana movie is probably the reason Ravana is portrayed as a liberator and the Devas as oppressors.
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They post shit like this and ask why Indians vote for BJP.
Can't wait for 2029, when every Sanghi is seen crying their heart out just like this.
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Your sleepy town produced the Bhatkal brothers - Riyaz, Iqbal, and Yasin - formed the core leadership of the Indian Mujahideen, orchestrating urban serial blasts across India from 2006 to 2013. Following Yasin’s 2013 arrest and NIA crackdowns, the terror network was neutralised.
FYI, the wife of incoming Senator @AbdulElSayed is Dr Sarah Jukaku, whose family traces their roots from the Karnataka town of Bhatkal. For those who know, this otherwise sleepy mostly Muslim fishing town was turned upside down when the RSS and the BJP invaded it in the 1990s and made it the base for their expansion in coastal Karnataka. This brief video provides a very good introduction, youtube.com/watch?v=EPmWBlNR…, but also see the longer series by @jeegujja for @firstpost (firstpost.com/tag/how-coasta…).
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BREAKING: 🇮🇳 Indian stock market adds ₹7.85 LAKH CRORE ($82 BILLION) in market value in a single session as NIFTY surges 2.4% to cross 24,500. Sensex skyrockets over 2,000 points (+2.6%). The Indian stock market has now rallied for SIX consecutive sessions. NIFTY has surged over 8% during this period, adding nearly ₹29 LAKH CRORE to investors' wealth. Those who rightly questioned the government and Finance Ministry when markets were falling should also acknowledge the turnaround. Credit where it's due to PM Narendra Modi and FM Nirmala Sitharaman.
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The hotel owned by his son-in-law (one of which is Kaul’s own house) and the legal practice of his daughter isn’t the story, ass face. The story is that it was all paid for by a shady businessman called Sahul Agarwal, while Kaul was still a judge. The gravy train continued post-retirement. You know that already. But I guess Diwali party deals are far too lucrative to be honest.
It’s poop-India, led by a poopy “editor” propagandist. What did one expect?
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Beta, Modi ji was in politics when your papa was in diapers. ‘Beti Padhao Beti Bhadao’ was designed for girls like you so take advantage of it. Abdul from Michigan won’t come to your rescue. Trump isn’t your President; Madam Murmu is.
Netanyahu gone. Trump gone. Modi next. Save this tweet.
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
यूपी चुनाव के बाद निलन्द्रा भीमासुर मोदी यूजीसी नियमावली लागू करवाएगा और आरक्षण भी प्राइवेट में लाएगा। यह तय है। ये भाजपाई विश्वास के योग्य नहीं हैं। ये सेच रहे हैं अब अगली डेट मार्च 2027 में लेंगे और तब तक चुनाव समाप्त हो जाएगा। फिर लागू कर देंगे।
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
Please don't discriminate ....
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Hindutva Physicist!🔥🚩🙏
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Abhishek Bhai @atsshow7 , shlok keh raha hai Hanuman ji ko gada maar nahi sakti, ye nahi hai ki wo gada se lad rahe hain. Pure Valmiki Ramayana mein kahin Hanumanji ka ya Kisi bhi Vanar ka Gada se yuddha karne ka ullekh nahi hai.
किसी ने बोला हनुमान के पास गदा होने का वाल्मीकि रामायण में कोई साक्ष्य नहीं है । उत्तरकांड , सर्ग 36 और श्लोक 17 गदेयं मामिका नैनं संयुगेषु वधिष्यति । इत्येवं वरदः प्राह तदा ह्येकाक्षिपिङ्गलः ॥ ७.३६.१७ ॥ कुबेर ने वरदान देते हुए कहा— मेरी यह गदा युद्ध में इस बालक (हनुमान) का वध नहीं कर सकेगी। कितना झूठ बोलेंगे । सुनी सुनाई बात करोगे ? ये रामायण जेएनयू के ऑफिस में लिखी गई है । पूरी फ़िल्म वही लिखी गई है ।
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Old Ramayan showed Parshuram confronting Ram during his wedding and Ram ji remained calm. New Ramayan showed Parshuram confronting Ram on his way to Ayodhya and Ram ji humbled him in fight. @grok which version is actually accurate according to Valmiki Ramayan? 👀
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Thank you for saying what you are saying @ReginaCassandra more power to you and sane voices like you. You and @bhashasumbli should come together and make a movie about two college friends from Kashmir and Kanyakumari and meeting at a later stage. Someone can write a story for it.
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The special intensive revision was not a political issue in Kerala. It was completed in early 2026 and the officer in charge of it was promoted to Principal Secretary. Protesting this in Kerala is like protesting a heatwave in the Sahara desert.
The fight to save our democracy is not over! See you in Kerala on November 7🫡🇮🇳
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इस टेढ़ी नाक वाले मुल्ले को क्या समस्या है भाई ? भगवान हमारे, महाराज जी हमारे, कथा हमारी, वृंदावन भी हमारा, अयोध्या भी हमारा, कृष्ण हमारे, श्रीराम भी हमारे, फिर काहे जल रही है तुम्हारी ?
ये सनातन विरोधी किसके कहने पर सक्रिय है। पहले भगवान कृष्ण के बारे में विवादित वीडियो आया अब भगवान राम के पिता के बारे अभद्रता की बात प्रसारित हो रही है। इसके राजनीतिक आकाओं को ये सब मंजूर होगा, हमें अंश मात्र भी स्वीकार्य नहीं है। सामाजिक सौहार्द बिगाड़ने के अपराध में इसके सभी कार्यक्रम रद्द किये जाएं। अब सच्चे सनातनी इनकी पर्ची लिखेंगे।
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If you read Valmiki Ramayana, you won't like Ravan. If you read Ved Vyasa Mahabharat, you won't like Karna. Don't learn Scriptures through movies... Just a reminder #Ramayana ✌️
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Neha Bora will soon be arrested, as multiple complaints filed again her. Supreme Court lawyer Kanika Bhardwaj (who identifies as a Brahmin and Pujari) has filed a police complaint against AISA President Neha Bora over her public remarks that “Pujaris are rapists.” Bhardwaj is seeking registration of an FIR and a written apology. She has said that if the police do not act, she will approach the court.
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
‼️UGC Hearing Update‼️ Govt says they are "contemplating" appointing a committee to revisit the regulations. Supreme Court has now adjourned the hearing. Means, Govt is still "contemplating". And hasn't taken any decision on rollback!! Ppl are just being fooled as UP elections are approaching. Inko karna kuch nahi! Sirf logon ko gol gol ghumana hai 😂😂
"Why don't you revisit the UGC Regulations?" CJI Surya Kant asks Solicitor General Tushar Mehta as Supreme Court hears batch of petitions challenging the University Grants Commission (Promotion of Equity in Higher Education Institutions) Regulations, 2026 SG Tushar Mehta: The government is contemplating appointing a committee to revisit the regulations. Supreme Court adjourns hearing in the pleas.
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