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Louisville, KY
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cat: licks her vagina
cat: looks skyward, one leg in the air, remembering advice once given to her by a monk
cat: continues licking vagina
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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This is exactly how everyone should be talking to them.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
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Kelly Clarkson:
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0
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When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source.
'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me.
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Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term
"We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!"
"We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!"
"So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸
— @NICKIMINAJ
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It is genuinely just because you look like Steve smith from that one episode of American Dad
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
agreed and i'll take it even further -- there was nothing wrong with Skull Merchant's original power. BHVR capitulated to incels who were dumping on her design for other nefarious reasons. they should restore her original power and she'd be fine.
