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I love synth. (any pronouns)

Louisville, KY
Joined April 2008
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
Bitch you look crazy as hell.
I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you haven’t already. Your vote can make a difference. 🇺🇸🗳️
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
LMFAOOOOO
When I’m in the Gaga albums room and I see Chromatica
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
This is exactly how everyone should be talking to them.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
The white emoji
It’s a simple choice: vote for the person who’s actually going to make your life better. Lower property taxes & electric bills, safer streets, better schools. The people of Ohio are wise & I trust them to get it right. 💪🏼
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
When En Vogue hit SNL in March 1992, they dismantled the myth that girl groups couldn’t sing full-throttle live in heels. Trading leads across Cindy, Dawn, Terry, and Maxine, their dynamic control remained untouchable—from Dawn’s raspy rock bite to Terry’s operatic belts. When they converged on the hook, their four-part harmonies locked in with their blend and zero backing tape. The album dropped 3 days later, proving to themselves and to the world just how Funky, these Divas really are.
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
It is genuinely just because you look like Steve smith from that one episode of American Dad
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Might be the meanest thing anyone has said about the show thus far
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
so what is the weather
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
I think your pussy's upside down
Let's fvck missionary so I can feel your balls rubbing my clit while you pump
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Neo-Maxi Zoon Dweebie retweeted
what we was hearing before them sector 7 plates dropped
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this American guy doing an Australian ordering a meat pie is comedy gold
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