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JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg purchases a 19th-century Gothic castle in Ireland reportedly worth up to $35 million.

Aug 20, 2026 · 11:14 PM UTC

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Castle Laravel when?
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How does it feel to be the brokest PHP dev
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facts are the facts
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It does not have a proper wall and mote. What a waste.
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Mark Zuckerberg’s new Irish home is so large that walking from its dining room to the kitchen reportedly takes four and a half minutes. Strancally Castle contains approximately 16,000 square feet and sits on 440 acres beside the River Blackwater. The Gothic mansion was built around 1830 for John Keily, a Conservative MP, then restored over 25 years by financier Michael Alen-Buckley and his wife Giancarla. Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan bought the estate privately for an estimated €20 million to €30 million. The exact price remains undisclosed. His family will continue living in the United States and use the castle while visiting Ireland, where Meta maintains its international headquarters. Even among billionaire properties, the economics are unusual. The Guardian estimates that the entire castle and its 440 acres cost roughly one-tenth as much as Zuckerberg’s 387-foot yacht. He is also joining a cluster of technology billionaires buying historic Irish estates. Stripe co-founder John Collison purchased Abbey Leix in 2021. James Dyson bought Ballynatray House, another estate in the Blackwater Valley, in 2024. Silicon Valley created fortunes by making distance disappear. Its founders are spending some of those fortunes buying enough land to bring distance back.
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When are you buying Castle Laravel? 😂
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I can’t wait for php to come back (im delusional)
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I remember when their PHP source code got leaked
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zucc was the reason I got into web dev with PHP. and learning Laravel in high school w Laracasts is what got me my first job. never forget your roots
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php is just an implementation detail of facebook
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Java applet enthusiast too
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$$ there is a reason we use the money symbol to declare variables!!! 🔥
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This made me remember that the guy who built Kai's Power Goo also bought a castle in area I'm from. He mostly settled down then, somehow I can't see Zuck doing that there.
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when castle?
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He actually got me into programming.
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But does he have a Lambo though 😅
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Love PHP. Never been swayed by this JavaScript revolution.
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Ha, I was born a decade too late to even consider learning PHP
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I still write new apps in PHP, it's undefeated.
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Not matter how much you people make php look like I won't call myself that
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Tell everybody!!!
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Can’t believe it that Facebook still uses PHP 🤣🤣
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Oh my god that is stunning!
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What is Mark silently planning?
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there's sth these guys aren't telling us mann
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PHP will survive anything
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PHP devs are richest developers out there
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would rather have this money be spent on an AI datacenter How much space does one family need?
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That too an avg one
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start with whatever you have
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